I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7371. | TheAluMinion (thealuminion) | 97.67 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 7372. | JerMoe (jaydee44) | 97.66 | 98.8% | 2024-12-19 |
| 7373. | Nick (krupa1727) | 97.66 | 98% | 2025-07-18 |
| 7374. | Ahmad (ahmad3455) | 97.66 | 98.8% | 2024-02-16 |
| 7375. | Can (cazzed) | 97.66 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
| 7376. | Ben (thisisben) | 97.65 | 99.4% | 2024-06-13 |
| 7377. | T T (turtletown) | 97.65 | 97% | 2025-09-03 |
| 7378. | Orange (orangelover7) | 97.65 | 95% | 2025-11-27 |
| 7379. | Raian (raian_tasfin) | 97.65 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 7380. | πππππΌππ... | 97.65 | 98% | 2018-07-17 |
| 7381. | Nicolas (typekaiser) | 97.64 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 7382. | Hamiz (popega) | 97.64 | 97% | 2025-06-29 |
| 7383. | Okami (bostahloli1) | 97.64 | 97% | 2026-01-14 |
| 7384. | Jesse (jesseyay) | 97.64 | 96% | 2018-10-06 |
| 7385. | Lonie (loniewong) | 97.64 | 97% | 2017-06-09 |
| 7386. | jeff (typecringe) | 97.64 | 97% | 2019-01-12 |
| 7387. | Deus (deuse) | 97.63 | 98% | 2023-08-31 |
| 7388. | jackn11 (jackn11) | 97.63 | 98.8% | 2023-11-21 |
| 7389. | Yash (thanosyash) | 97.63 | 99.4% | 2023-08-07 |
| 7390. | AB (ablah34) | 97.62 | 97.6% | 2025-01-30 |
| 7391. | Colemak (vladtsar37) | 97.62 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 7392. | roy (likmyleg) | 97.62 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
| 7393. | Seb (vangeance) | 97.62 | 98.8% | 2021-02-20 |
| 7394. | Trent (uninterested) | 97.62 | 96% | 2017-02-11 |
| 7395. | Pokemon (pokemonkillr) | 97.61 | 96% | 2026-02-17 |
| 7396. | Alex (qourle) | 97.60 | 98% | 2023-03-04 |
| 7397. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 97.60 | 99% | 2021-02-12 |
| 7398. | Anyaa (rennielauu) | 97.59 | 94% | 2017-01-30 |
| 7399. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 97.59 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 7400. | jeremoo (jeremoo) | 97.59 | 96% | 2019-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| α Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |