Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4893. | Tushar (tushar_3) | 61.11 | 96% | 2018-11-22 |
| 4894. | Bart (bartok) | 61.09 | 98% | 2019-10-17 |
| 4895. | amir (amirayoub) | 61.09 | 99% | 2017-08-06 |
| 4896. | ANUJ (_slowest__) | 61.09 | 97% | 2019-04-17 |
| 4897. | HiHatz (theyason) | 61.08 | 94% | 2018-07-10 |
| 4898. | FriendOfGod (stilllake) | 61.08 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
| 4899. | Vy (dinhtuvy) | 61.07 | 97% | 2019-07-04 |
| 4900. | Ak (akuriako) | 61.07 | 95% | 2017-10-20 |
| 4901. | Darth (kerbouchard) | 61.06 | 94% | 2017-11-02 |
| 4902. | ㄨ Ɽ ά ϻ Ⱬ ツ (food... | 61.04 | 98% | 2017-12-08 |
| 4903. | Ogg (ogg_) | 61.04 | 97% | 2018-11-14 |
| 4904. | Ze King (kaysa) | 61.04 | 96% | 2019-08-08 |
| 4905. | thia (kingbarney) | 61.02 | 94% | 2020-07-31 |
| 4906. | Sendy (sendyakbar) | 61.02 | 97% | 2019-06-11 |
| 4907. | Loki (fuukaeri) | 61.00 | 96% | 2019-02-05 |
| 4908. | Nick (an_uncreative_name) | 61.00 | 94% | 2019-11-08 |
| 4909. | Feras (deuplect) | 60.99 | 95% | 2018-09-11 |
| 4910. | Ankan (nc3rtainity) | 60.97 | 98% | 2020-02-16 |
| 4911. | H (motaesolo) | 60.96 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 4912. | FIlip (mikacek) | 60.95 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 4913. | Steven (sanstotz) | 60.94 | 96% | 2017-12-28 |
| 4914. | Phillo (phillophillo) | 60.92 | 96% | 2017-07-23 |
| 4915. | xmigz (xmigz) | 60.91 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 4916. | Gianluca (subbuglio) | 60.90 | 97% | 2017-07-05 |
| 4917. | Jewel (jewelsz) | 60.89 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 4918. | Leroy (fazecringe) | 60.87 | 94% | 2018-09-21 |
| 4919. | Rustam (rustam687) | 60.87 | 95% | 2020-09-30 |
| 4920. | Adil (adika_r) | 60.86 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 4921. | Eduard (diablete17) | 60.84 | 96% | 2017-08-27 |
| 4922. | Jan (ingenieur) | 60.83 | 96% | 2020-10-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |