As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8481. | Aaron (aa88ron02) | 87.84 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 8482. | Krzysztof (onyxek) | 87.84 | 94% | 2016-10-04 |
| 8483. | jackmaoff (jackmaoff) | 87.83 | 97% | 2026-02-24 |
| 8484. | merijane (merijane) | 87.83 | 98% | 2017-11-23 |
| 8485. | Zanuh (mrelister) | 87.82 | 96.7% | 2024-07-14 |
| 8486. | meep (meep1003) | 87.82 | 98% | 2020-04-08 |
| 8487. | David (asadyellowboy) | 87.82 | 96% | 2015-12-08 |
| 8488. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 87.82 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 8489. | tstats[abhishekyeskholiya] ... | 87.81 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 8490. | secar8 (secar8) | 87.81 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 8491. | Andres (ashleap) | 87.81 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 8492. | Casey (tarsus) | 87.81 | 96% | 2016-03-10 |
| 8493. | :) (imadopted) | 87.80 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 8494. | VP (vp_typeracer) | 87.80 | 98% | 2024-04-20 |
| 8495. | Martin (martinthebest) | 87.80 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 8496. | Medieval (medievalflute) | 87.80 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 8497. | Feras (deuplect) | 87.79 | 96% | 2026-01-10 |
| 8498. | Xophules (xophules) | 87.79 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 8499. | Chase (chaseng) | 87.79 | 92% | 2016-06-24 |
| 8500. | Drew (drewerds) | 87.79 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 8501. | Nicolas (nicklasg) | 87.79 | 98% | 2017-10-21 |
| 8502. | Streyt (streyt) | 87.79 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 8503. | Nightwong (thfw00) | 87.79 | 94% | 2016-09-24 |
| 8504. | Martin Cornelius (martincor... | 87.78 | 98.4% | 2023-09-17 |
| 8505. | Is there a self? (deckard_4) | 87.78 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 8506. | Hello (filetofish) | 87.78 | 96% | 2018-04-01 |
| 8507. | Oofer (oofer333) | 87.77 | 95.7% | 2025-05-26 |
| 8508. | Buah (jaswil) | 87.77 | 96% | 2022-01-31 |
| 8509. | Reza (reza0101) | 87.76 | 99% | 2025-02-14 |
| 8510. | frustratedtyper (frustrated... | 87.76 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |