I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9979. | not_that (darkmaster_30) | 87.01 | 94% | 2023-06-11 |
| 9980. | Ahmad (ahmadsabbagh) | 87.00 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 9981. | Ivan (expl1icity) | 87.00 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 9982. | Paul (laule9) | 87.00 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 9983. | md (duom_1432) | 87.00 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 9984. | Duncan (micro_t) | 86.99 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 9985. | oisin (lampalord) | 86.99 | 96% | 2022-06-05 |
| 9986. | mrjeff (hoodiesd) | 86.99 | 99% | 2019-03-30 |
| 9987. | Coco (ummena) | 86.98 | 96% | 2025-10-01 |
| 9988. | aoeuidhtns (fifyfofum) | 86.98 | 98.7% | 2023-12-09 |
| 9989. | 111 (grimiv) | 86.98 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 9990. | typerinfection (z4k1n470r) | 86.98 | 95% | 2022-05-19 |
| 9991. | Joahn (johanv1995) | 86.98 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 9992. | beinzheans (beinzheans) | 86.98 | 95% | 2022-05-01 |
| 9993. | unpr0gr4mm3d (unpr0gr4mm3d) | 86.98 | 99% | 2019-11-24 |
| 9994. | mahesh (kakashi757) | 86.97 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 9995. | Michael (m_soutar3) | 86.96 | 96% | 2018-02-04 |
| 9996. | bananein (bananein) | 86.96 | 99% | 2017-12-31 |
| 9997. | Detchurrie (detch) | 86.96 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 9998. | David (dcoh91) | 86.96 | 98% | 2024-09-10 |
| 9999. | Eric (notmexican) | 86.96 | 99% | 2022-06-05 |
| 10000. | Rakshasta (rakshasta) | 86.96 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
| 10001. | naileuX (naileux) | 86.95 | 96% | 2021-12-05 |
| 10002. | Cheslyn (cheslyn8) | 86.95 | 96% | 2020-04-20 |
| 10003. | MarinerBlue (marinerblue) | 86.94 | 97.5% | 2023-09-10 |
| 10004. | BrownE5 (browne5) | 86.94 | 96.1% | 2024-10-12 |
| 10005. | Nikki (niknak13) | 86.94 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 10006. | Damon (damonc89) | 86.94 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
| 10007. | Deepak (logsbydeepak) | 86.94 | 96.6% | 2025-03-02 |
| 10008. | nuggit (chickinuggit44) | 86.94 | 97% | 2022-01-24 |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |