The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6518. | Jared (jg808) | 96.53 | 99% | 2020-12-22 |
| 6519. | Linus (bicmex) | 96.53 | 99% | 2017-07-13 |
| 6520. | Sazeraq (sazeraq) | 96.53 | 97% | 2014-11-18 |
| 6521. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 96.52 | 98.7% | 2024-01-25 |
| 6522. | Johnnieboy (bently5102) | 96.52 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 6523. | adam (ez11) | 96.52 | 96.9% | 2024-02-21 |
| 6524. | Luigi (luigim800) | 96.51 | 95% | 2013-08-16 |
| 6525. | kassimus (kassimus) | 96.50 | 99% | 2025-06-24 |
| 6526. | an4rchy1925 (an4rchy1925) | 96.50 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
| 6527. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 96.50 | 97% | 2024-02-19 |
| 6528. | Ivan (ivannechaiev) | 96.50 | 98% | 2022-12-16 |
| 6529. | ItsKevin (kwilz) | 96.50 | 97.7% | 2025-04-23 |
| 6530. | inclass (║╪╤╪σ) (s... | 96.50 | 97% | 2018-04-05 |
| 6531. | Kim (rookohk) | 96.50 | 91% | 2012-06-21 |
| 6532. | gt2 (killawhale425) | 96.50 | 97% | 2019-03-28 |
| 6533. | Queros (toxicpig) | 96.50 | 96% | 2011-05-23 |
| 6534. | Ali (alicarik) | 96.49 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 6535. | Rob (destructo91) | 96.49 | 99% | 2022-10-24 |
| 6536. | rk61 (lowda9) | 96.49 | 98% | 2018-01-26 |
| 6537. | What's up (mistak) | 96.48 | 96% | 2015-03-06 |
| 6538. | Elly (leikezem) | 96.48 | 97.6% | 2025-01-02 |
| 6539. | Principle (principleslow) | 96.47 | 97.7% | 2021-02-22 |
| 6540. | Glenn (nnelg) | 96.47 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 6541. | Ray (gilzea) | 96.46 | 96.8% | 2023-12-29 |
| 6542. | tstats[orbitaltowel] (orbit... | 96.46 | 96% | 2026-02-14 |
| 6543. | Ilia (ilyakleyman) | 96.46 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| 6544. | Sebastian (seby9123) | 96.45 | 98% | 2025-02-02 |
| 6545. | Orgalorrrrg (orgalorg) | 96.45 | 98.5% | 2024-11-14 |
| 6546. | ERF (riskybiscuits) | 96.45 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
| 6547. | Mooo (sam0132nodier) | 96.44 | 97% | 2025-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |