I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7478. | Ћира (cira12345) | 93.73 | 97% | 2023-05-21 |
| 7479. | Crestyn (crestyn) | 93.73 | 98% | 2021-11-11 |
| 7480. | Cullen (cdude8) | 93.72 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 7481. | Muhammad Haris Naeem (itsha... | 93.72 | 97% | 2026-02-26 |
| 7482. | Rosie (rosiem) | 93.72 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 7483. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 93.72 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
| 7484. | Akribes (akribes) | 93.71 | 97.2% | 2023-09-28 |
| 7485. | rodrigo (rodtronx) | 93.71 | 98.1% | 2023-08-30 |
| 7486. | sparklemouse (sparklemouse) | 93.71 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
| 7487. | psyduck (psyd) | 93.70 | 97% | 2025-07-30 |
| 7488. | TheTypingGoat (thetypinggoa... | 93.70 | 96% | 2024-11-15 |
| 7489. | Eric (varkon820) | 93.70 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 7490. | Kimmo (kimorasa) | 93.69 | 96.7% | 2024-01-01 |
| 7491. | mmmkayUltra (idjordan95) | 93.69 | 98% | 2022-09-25 |
| 7492. | tstats[n0body] (nobody01) | 93.69 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 7493. | Xophules (xophules) | 93.68 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 7494. | Billy (yoshipwns) | 93.67 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 7495. | (strongly_typed_meteorite) | 93.67 | 99% | 2024-07-24 |
| 7496. | Keagan (ngerks) | 93.67 | 96.6% | 2023-05-31 |
| 7497. | rix (rix145) | 93.67 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| 7498. | Kabir (786kabir) | 93.67 | 96.5% | 2024-09-01 |
| 7499. | Rob (destructo91) | 93.67 | 95% | 2017-05-16 |
| 7500. | wjstrummed (wanjing) | 93.66 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| 7501. | Noah (nodigermanium) | 93.66 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 7502. | 👽 (p0ck3t) | 93.66 | 98% | 2021-01-31 |
| 7503. | Zach (encasedthought) | 93.66 | 97% | 2017-08-23 |
| 7504. | Rishit (rishitlogar) | 93.65 | 98% | 2024-04-16 |
| 7505. | Poopy (c0hink) | 93.65 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 7506. | ArchonToast (arch_types) | 93.65 | 97.5% | 2023-06-10 |
| 7507. | Qriminal (qriminal123) | 93.65 | 97.5% | 2024-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |