So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12880. | Dina (dinalg97) | 80.13 | 85% | 2014-08-19 |
| 12881. | Waf (wafferizzle) | 80.13 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 12882. | m (nano2nd) | 80.13 | 91% | 2013-03-07 |
| 12883. | Chips (mrchips) | 80.13 | 93% | 2015-01-28 |
| 12884. | 大頭妹 (cowboy2) | 80.13 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 12885. | gardy (gardy3) | 80.12 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 12886. | Urabigail (borat_kz) | 80.12 | 96.2% | 2023-10-04 |
| 12887. | nim (nimen) | 80.12 | 98.8% | 2021-02-05 |
| 12888. | Marc (mreading) | 80.12 | 97% | 2016-08-23 |
| 12889. | six seven (saorla) | 80.11 | 96% | 2021-12-29 |
| 12890. | Hannah (svenskahan) | 80.11 | 93% | 2015-02-13 |
| 12891. | ju yun (schylarker) | 80.11 | 96% | 2017-04-02 |
| 12892. | tuffghost (namtap) | 80.11 | — | 2008-09-23 |
| 12893. | Kevin (exudex) | 80.10 | 91% | 2012-01-14 |
| 12894. | 👻 (james7890) | 80.10 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
| 12895. | GiupLeGXThuDuc (giuplegxtd) | 80.10 | — | 2010-04-12 |
| 12896. | Kaseolin (pimplepopper2015) | 80.09 | 93% | 2015-03-09 |
| 12897. | Kendall (fishstix_) | 80.09 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 12898. | Pacitoman (des_2002) | 80.09 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 12899. | The (thedoct0r) | 80.09 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| 12900. | Katie (klennon) | 80.09 | 94% | 2016-02-12 |
| 12901. | Joe (edwin1222) | 80.08 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 12902. | Release from the pain (abod... | 80.08 | 95% | 2022-11-12 |
| 12903. | Justin (MX Clears) (shadaez) | 80.07 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 12904. | Amarpreet Singh (amar123200) | 80.07 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 12905. | Brandon (bjggut3) | 80.07 | 95% | 2015-01-30 |
| 12906. | MUHAMMAD HARIS NAEEM (hari... | 80.06 | 95.5% | 2023-10-29 |
| 12907. | Clod (clodus) | 80.06 | 98% | 2017-02-22 |
| 12908. | Starkidddd (starkidddd) | 80.06 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
| 12909. | Sabrina (sk_nooyen) | 80.06 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |