As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14562. | nishi (nishimasa) | 69.31 | 97% | 2017-09-21 |
14563. | Adri (boglinballet) | 69.30 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
14564. | Lia (liadali_79) | 69.30 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
14565. | Abhinav (dudeja55) | 69.30 | 95% | 2023-03-26 |
14566. | Mayday (maydayf) | 69.30 | 95% | 2019-05-17 |
14567. | Andrew (iorein) | 69.29 | 89% | 2016-12-09 |
14568. | Shaky (shakesqueer) | 69.29 | 95.8% | 2021-02-22 |
14569. | saar (flappy_dude) | 69.28 | 96.7% | 2023-10-10 |
14570. | Askur (askur00) | 69.28 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
14571. | StompeR (synerged) | 69.28 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
14572. | Joshua (justdatotherguy) | 69.27 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
14573. | Austin (austincolibaba) | 69.27 | 98% | 2020-10-24 |
14574. | Shaun (scuffedorangutan) | 69.26 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
14575. | camelCase (saisrikantta2) | 69.26 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
14576. | faker (simplekillzz) | 69.26 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
14577. | arache (howeyzeh) | 69.26 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
14578. | 键盘毁灭者 (something_... | 69.25 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
14579. | sıןʌɥɹ (s1lvhr) | 69.25 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
14580. | Lik (lik007) | 69.25 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
14581. | Hairil (real88) | 69.25 | 99% | 2019-07-30 |
14582. | DerryPlaysXd (derryplaysxd) | 69.25 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
14583. | danny (dannyboi2) | 69.25 | 95% | 2018-10-25 |
14584. | Datucis (datucis) | 69.24 | 88% | 2015-09-18 |
14585. | dieMandelbrotmenge (just_ad... | 69.23 | 98% | 2022-09-21 |
14586. | Kaden (shenanigan) | 69.23 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
14587. | Jake (darkxfade240) | 69.23 | 94% | 2021-11-17 |
14588. | 🐉ΛⱣṪḭẌ🐉 (ahora) | 69.23 | 95% | 2017-06-29 |
14589. | Q (drqm) | 69.22 | 95% | 2019-05-13 |
14590. | strix (striix) | 69.22 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
14591. | joey69 (joey6969) | 69.22 | 98% | 2023-03-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |