Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12825. | Teddy (teddyh) | 80.55 | 97% | 2015-09-25 |
| 12826. | Mike (mike_121) | 80.55 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 12827. | Cally (callyh) | 80.54 | 99% | 2015-05-19 |
| 12828. | wow (kitzin) | 80.54 | 98% | 2018-04-17 |
| 12829. | Epic (epicowl) | 80.54 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 12830. | Daniel (illidank) | 80.54 | 95% | 2022-01-22 |
| 12831. | Huy (duchuynguyen94) | 80.53 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 12832. | Leon (likarii) | 80.53 | 97% | 2022-10-26 |
| 12833. | John (feanan) | 80.52 | 98% | 2014-05-28 |
| 12834. | Hemnath (hemnath) | 80.52 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 12835. | Dan (necrakolyte) | 80.52 | 94% | 2016-05-20 |
| 12836. | Nectarios (locomolotov) | 80.52 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 12837. | Ryan (mast2143) | 80.52 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 12838. | Vater (cpttezuka) | 80.52 | 96% | 2018-01-03 |
| 12839. | Justin (corky12831) | 80.52 | 92% | 2015-01-13 |
| 12840. | Garden (garden3998) | 80.52 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 12841. | naber? (igungor) | 80.51 | 91% | 2016-05-31 |
| 12842. | Mike (quake2bestgame) | 80.51 | 99% | 2019-09-02 |
| 12843. | Acke (ackehjarn) | 80.51 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 12844. | roman (imsway) | 80.51 | 95.5% | 2021-02-12 |
| 12845. | durps (derpsdabookworm) | 80.51 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 12846. | Judd (guyonthecouch790) | 80.51 | 92% | 2016-07-29 |
| 12847. | Urvos (nixilis) | 80.51 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 12848. | Nix (most_valuable_player) | 80.50 | 97% | 2022-04-20 |
| 12849. | prplx (prplx) | 80.50 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 12850. | MUHAMMAD HAZLEE (hazlee2002) | 80.50 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 12851. | JED (jdonald6) | 80.50 | 96% | 2016-01-29 |
| 12852. | bob (thybuilderbob) | 80.50 | 98.7% | 2023-08-19 |
| 12853. | I am Smokin' on that Gas! (... | 80.49 | 92% | 2012-05-21 |
| 12854. | badomiso (badomiso) | 80.49 | — | 2011-01-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |