As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21996. | Kavi (kavi2601) | 47.42 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
21997. | Merlin (mmiller12) | 47.42 | 98% | 2017-12-15 |
21998. | s_kaneki (s_ghoul24) | 47.42 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
21999. | BEBROCHKA (bebrochka) | 47.41 | 96% | 2023-01-09 |
22000. | Xcentrick (hardiksince1987) | 47.41 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
22001. | MNG (baatar123) | 47.41 | 95% | 2017-09-18 |
22002. | β (dylan_0) | 47.41 | 96% | 2018-06-13 |
22003. | Saransh (saransh5) | 47.40 | 95% | 2021-07-16 |
22004. | Valeria (valeriale) | 47.40 | 96% | 2022-02-25 |
22005. | Β ΒΒ (enqq) | 47.39 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
22006. | spaceraccoon (coders_lord) | 47.39 | 94% | 2022-03-22 |
22007. | Sam (reason650) | 47.39 | 94% | 2018-01-11 |
22008. | ashe (asherpa) | 47.37 | 94% | 2023-04-09 |
22009. | Ayman (i_man2k07) | 47.37 | 94% | 2022-10-09 |
22010. | abderrahim (abderrahim_manari) | 47.37 | 84% | 2017-03-27 |
22011. | MaddWorld (maddworld) | 47.36 | 85% | 2015-08-17 |
22012. | Luke (derp518) | 47.35 | 94% | 2017-10-25 |
22013. | James (jimbo88) | 47.35 | 91% | 2016-04-15 |
22014. | πΏππππ (tadejbb) | 47.34 | 94% | 2020-04-20 |
22015. | Kryptix (kryptix212) | 47.34 | 94% | 2022-05-04 |
22016. | nm (nmdf) | 47.34 | 96% | 2021-01-06 |
22017. | Japesh (jazz_typer) | 47.33 | 94% | 2022-02-06 |
22018. | Namoonia (sasti_chars) | 47.33 | 94% | 2021-05-18 |
22019. | SHUBHAM (shubham_misal) | 47.33 | 92% | 2022-12-02 |
22020. | ferrari (dharmkumar) | 47.33 | 91% | 2015-06-06 |
22021. | mohd (faisalkhan880) | 47.32 | 97% | 2017-06-11 |
22022. | Amy (subzeronexii) | 47.31 | 95% | 2022-09-14 |
22023. | Troccola (fx02929) | 47.31 | 93% | 2020-03-25 |
22024. | Ansar (darkdemon) | 47.30 | 97% | 2023-06-29 |
22025. | Ruben (ruben_c) | 47.30 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |