So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8645. | (lithium332) | 88.21 | 90% | 2012-11-29 |
| 8646. | (carlkwan) | 88.21 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
| 8647. | (eatmytypingdust) | 88.21 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 8648. | (liz4liz5) | 88.20 | 97% | 2011-12-05 |
| 8649. | (shintengin) | 88.20 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 8650. | Joshmeisterr (joshmeisterr) | 88.20 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
| 8651. | (guojin99) | 88.20 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 8652. | (queenrupert) | 88.20 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 8653. | Laurence (lmaddox) | 88.20 | 98% | 2012-10-19 |
| 8654. | (justcruzin) | 88.20 | 98% | 2016-03-10 |
| 8655. | (cidmctab) | 88.20 | 96% | 2013-09-10 |
| 8656. | (penguinstar123) | 88.19 | 97% | 2023-10-17 |
| 8657. | (slado122) | 88.19 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 8658. | (tung1x45) | 88.19 | 96% | 2019-04-20 |
| 8659. | (sajo) | 88.19 | 95% | 2016-04-25 |
| 8660. | (craftergod21) | 88.19 | 97% | 2016-09-29 |
| 8661. | (poweld) | 88.18 | 94% | 2013-04-04 |
| 8662. | (andrewheimyoutube) | 88.18 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 8663. | (lieuwex) | 88.18 | 94% | 2015-09-24 |
| 8664. | (derky) | 88.18 | 90% | 2014-01-26 |
| 8665. | (rhendrick82989) | 88.18 | 96% | 2014-10-15 |
| 8666. | Kenshiro (toxicated) | 88.17 | 97.4% | 2023-06-08 |
| 8667. | (cooljet123) | 88.17 | 100% | 2022-12-11 |
| 8668. | Tevye (sammydvorak) | 88.17 | 98% | 2015-07-05 |
| 8669. | (heliolol) | 88.17 | 93% | 2012-11-06 |
| 8670. | (ecb103) | 88.17 | — | 2008-08-16 |
| 8671. | Slow (slowtyper4evr) | 88.16 | 97.1% | 2023-09-29 |
| 8672. | (dpainter) | 88.16 | 98% | 2021-02-22 |
| 8673. | (arrivon) | 88.16 | 92% | 2017-05-13 |
| 8674. | (cinnamonstick) | 88.16 | 97% | 2014-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |