So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12376. | Nguyen Canh (ctna) | 80.93 | 99% | 2012-02-22 |
| 12377. | Ppantnt (ppantnt) | 80.92 | 95.7% | 2023-10-02 |
| 12378. | Kim P (kimmykimmy) | 80.92 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 12379. | Edwin (ed_win) | 80.92 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 12380. | floris (delaw) | 80.92 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 12381. | Mike (mperich) | 80.92 | 98% | 2016-08-25 |
| 12382. | Luke (dubsluke) | 80.91 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 12383. | snipezlol (snipezlol) | 80.91 | 98% | 2013-06-25 |
| 12384. | Matthias (reiwok) | 80.91 | 95% | 2014-10-10 |
| 12385. | Faquarl (iamfaquarl) | 80.91 | 97% | 2014-11-28 |
| 12386. | Mah (cheezenom) | 80.90 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
| 12387. | Onceknown (onceknown) | 80.90 | 96% | 2022-02-14 |
| 12388. | Timothy (timothyqwerty) | 80.90 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 12389. | Juan (scarifying) | 80.90 | 95% | 2021-02-01 |
| 12390. | jar jar binks (jrong97) | 80.90 | 89% | 2016-02-26 |
| 12391. | Elvis (elvisthebeast) | 80.90 | 92% | 2016-06-20 |
| 12392. | Anmol (anmol_up70) | 80.89 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
| 12393. | Jack (jackmiller996) | 80.89 | 97% | 2020-04-07 |
| 12394. | Klaus (derkoenig) | 80.89 | 95% | 2012-12-17 |
| 12395. | AleX (alex_t) | 80.89 | 93% | 2015-03-27 |
| 12396. | t̶̢̤͇̪̱̮̿̓̓̕͜ͅ... | 80.88 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 12397. | Ehtisham (thebeast111) | 80.88 | 96.7% | 2023-08-31 |
| 12398. | phil (phil11) | 80.88 | 91% | 2014-05-11 |
| 12399. | Berk (ncfy) | 80.88 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 12400. | Amy (smore) | 80.88 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| 12401. | rank1typist (rank1typist) | 80.88 | 95% | 2016-12-19 |
| 12402. | braddagio (braddagiobradbry... | 80.88 | — | 2010-12-06 |
| 12403. | Marcus (mizormarcus) | 80.87 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 12404. | David (psfmer) | 80.87 | 95% | 2014-10-08 |
| 12405. | Baris (bseber) | 80.87 | 94% | 2015-03-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |