I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16793. | Mahdi (downtosky) | 71.49 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| 16794. | Narzullo (proger_narzullo) | 71.47 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 16795. | arif (hmmmnotokay) | 71.47 | 97% | 2022-01-09 |
| 16796. | Alex (mr_nobody99) | 71.47 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 16797. | Charcoal (zend00) | 71.47 | 95% | 2020-01-27 |
| 16798. | Sparshong (sparshong) | 71.46 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 16799. | Farzin (wickedjargon) | 71.46 | 93% | 2017-03-08 |
| 16800. | Josephus (josephus) | 71.46 | 93% | 2017-03-07 |
| 16801. | ItypeSlow (me_type_so_slow) | 71.45 | 96% | 2024-05-25 |
| 16802. | Aaron (geneticsguy) | 71.45 | 97% | 2024-03-28 |
| 16803. | Veeduli (veeduli) | 71.44 | 95.3% | 2023-09-25 |
| 16804. | Trevor (tglauz) | 71.44 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| 16805. | cody (astro8192) | 71.44 | 97.6% | 2023-09-03 |
| 16806. | Ainsley (giannis199) | 71.44 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 16807. | Brandon (tulanut) | 71.44 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 16808. | Miska (hylje5000) | 71.44 | 100% | 2017-07-10 |
| 16809. | Derek (dereklee0310) | 71.43 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 16810. | NizzyStark (nizzystark) | 71.43 | 97.2% | 2024-04-02 |
| 16811. | Adam (adammomen) | 71.43 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| 16812. | Hanif (fivess) | 71.43 | 95% | 2021-05-03 |
| 16813. | Nicholas (massive_nick) | 71.43 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
| 16814. | Norbert (norbert515) | 71.43 | 95% | 2019-06-24 |
| 16815. | patricio (toupa) | 71.42 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 16816. | Jack (vexxor) | 71.42 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 16817. | ig: aliosayle (alioss) | 71.41 | 97.1% | 2025-05-03 |
| 16818. | emon (emontsang) | 71.41 | 96% | 2022-09-05 |
| 16819. | Marco (chino01) | 71.41 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| 16820. | Marko (bekuza) | 71.41 | 95% | 2020-06-05 |
| 16821. | cheikh (cheikhbr) | 71.41 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
| 16822. | Shekhar (shekhark) | 71.41 | 98% | 2017-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |