See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2099. | Square (squareslice) | 114.62 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 2100. | poopy (caliphron) | 114.62 | 99% | 2022-02-02 |
| 2101. | Wake (wakethefake) | 114.61 | 98% | 2024-05-20 |
| 2102. | Bal (belgianwaffle) | 114.61 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 2103. | Blank (ct7567) | 114.60 | 97% | 2025-06-15 |
| 2104. | jello_jello (jello_jello) | 114.59 | 100% | 2021-11-27 |
| 2105. | Rosy (bigbrain_typefast) | 114.59 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 2106. | Almeister (almeister) | 114.57 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
| 2107. | Elude, evade, endure. (rsinal) | 114.57 | 97.5% | 2024-08-19 |
| 2108. | sməxy (smexyflako) | 114.57 | 98.1% | 2024-03-30 |
| 2109. | Nick (adyingwalrus) | 114.57 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 2110. | Bruce (bruceboy1985) | 114.57 | 98% | 2019-11-04 |
| 2111. | Le (aryxz) | 114.56 | 98.5% | 2023-12-25 |
| 2112. | val (bulldozing) | 114.56 | 97.8% | 2023-10-31 |
| 2113. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 114.55 | 99.6% | 2025-01-02 |
| 2114. | Banana (bananana_man) | 114.54 | 99.2% | 2024-10-24 |
| 2115. | Derek (derekcfop) | 114.53 | 100% | 2025-06-03 |
| 2116. | David (dcohen91) | 114.53 | 97.7% | 2024-02-22 |
| 2117. | twitch.tv/facewaldx (facewa... | 114.53 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 2118. | blah (10020156) | 114.53 | 97.1% | 2025-05-16 |
| 2119. | Angel (angelnq) | 114.51 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 2120. | Nice (pranavkum123) | 114.48 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
| 2121. | Th3BossC (th3bossc) | 114.47 | 98% | 2026-04-17 |
| 2122. | mariah (serialfriend) | 114.47 | 99.6% | 2024-07-28 |
| 2123. | Yigithan (sturgis) | 114.47 | 99% | 2021-05-17 |
| 2124. | Ryan (arjaysee) | 114.45 | 98% | 2019-07-06 |
| 2125. | sam (desbo) | 114.44 | 98% | 2021-06-04 |
| 2126. | Seb (sebb7y) | 114.43 | 99% | 2021-11-18 |
| 2127. | joon (chariot_joon) | 114.43 | 98% | 2025-11-04 |
| 2128. | Brian (brianyounq) | 114.42 | 96% | 2023-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |