The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26806. | Katie (progress_2010) | 61.08 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 26807. | ruattei (ehemz) | 61.08 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 26808. | Squelly (bryonypearls) | 61.07 | 98% | 2019-09-05 |
| 26809. | Jon (bdnoj618) | 61.07 | 91% | 2014-01-22 |
| 26810. | Dylan (dyloan) | 61.07 | 87% | 2016-01-14 |
| 26811. | GT3000 (gt3000) | 61.06 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 26812. | fabio (fabokitas) | 61.06 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 26813. | DIDA (th3_0v3rf10w) | 61.06 | 95% | 2023-06-21 |
| 26814. | guill_mach (guill_mach) | 61.06 | 97% | 2023-07-07 |
| 26815. | Vural (vuralmecbur) | 61.06 | 92% | 2015-02-07 |
| 26816. | RGBcat (rgbcat) | 61.06 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 26817. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 61.06 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 26818. | Lars (aulena) | 61.06 | — | 2009-08-18 |
| 26819. | Kat (kattywamps) | 61.06 | — | 2010-09-14 |
| 26820. | The Strider (thestrider) | 61.06 | 94% | 2018-03-28 |
| 26821. | urushida (urushida7) | 61.06 | 91% | 2012-12-10 |
| 26822. | Esther (pepperbaby) | 61.05 | 89% | 2011-08-02 |
| 26823. | Munta (munta) | 61.05 | 94% | 2023-07-08 |
| 26824. | DeReK (derek324) | 61.05 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 26825. | Maco (macoooo) | 61.04 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 26826. | Sharon (sharon) | 61.04 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 26827. | K (kimk12071991) | 61.04 | 96% | 2021-09-23 |
| 26828. | Nikki (galnamenikki) | 61.04 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 26829. | Oscar (nicoya007) | 61.04 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 26830. | Lisi (lisikava) | 61.04 | 91% | 2015-07-16 |
| 26831. | Chris (pigmalion) | 61.04 | 94% | 2016-01-22 |
| 26832. | Anonymous (huntr0) | 61.03 | 96% | 2017-10-06 |
| 26833. | yooooyyooooy (yooooyyooooy) | 61.03 | 95% | 2023-02-27 |
| 26834. | le (ladzgo) | 61.03 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 26835. | Joao (ninosd) | 61.03 | 94% | 2015-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |