I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5402. | obada (obada_yahya) | 100.64 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 5403. | Bojack (uberjoe) | 100.64 | 98% | 2018-04-27 |
| 5404. | Kiba (kibarado) | 100.61 | 95% | 2026-05-27 |
| 5405. | Matthew (matthewmob) | 100.61 | 99% | 2021-08-31 |
| 5406. | David (davidalescott) | 100.60 | 99% | 2022-01-28 |
| 5407. | Hennessy (hennessy_15) | 100.59 | 98% | 2025-09-02 |
| 5408. | JH (hou32hou) | 100.59 | 99% | 2022-01-18 |
| 5409. | Joseph (jkc7) | 100.58 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 5410. | Dani (nmdani) | 100.58 | 96% | 2022-08-24 |
| 5411. | spidaaa45 (spidaaa45) | 100.57 | 97% | 2024-12-21 |
| 5412. | tsapi (tsapi) | 100.57 | 99% | 2021-02-09 |
| 5413. | SemiNation (semination) | 100.57 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| 5414. | zak (zak92) | 100.57 | 99% | 2023-05-17 |
| 5415. | dead (karovin) | 100.57 | 96% | 2017-12-23 |
| 5416. | Omar (omarango) | 100.56 | 96% | 2025-07-08 |
| 5417. | tstats[isakooooo] (isakooooo) | 100.56 | 97% | 2019-09-25 |
| 5418. | depressionpear (depressionp... | 100.55 | 99% | 2023-06-12 |
| 5419. | oddblob3000 (oddblob3000) | 100.55 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 5420. | Ale (yagotzirck) | 100.55 | 98% | 2017-11-11 |
| 5421. | Hyrum (anom4001) | 100.54 | 98.1% | 2024-03-19 |
| 5422. | oliver (rawporkchop_dvorak) | 100.54 | 96.1% | 2023-08-25 |
| 5423. | Simiwag (simiwag) | 100.54 | 99% | 2021-05-29 |
| 5424. | Nathan (buddyurslow) | 100.54 | 98% | 2022-09-02 |
| 5425. | Kyle (mydoricon) | 100.54 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 5426. | Waymond (tapewpew) | 100.51 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
| 5427. | Devlin (dr_corr) | 100.50 | 99% | 2020-08-18 |
| 5428. | j (zjvr) | 100.50 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 5429. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 100.50 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 5430. | Lazar (lb115) | 100.50 | 97% | 2017-04-19 |
| 5431. | Benjamin (dogast) | 100.49 | 97.3% | 2024-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |