So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19649. | musa (initial_m) | 69.07 | 96% | 2012-06-05 |
| 19650. | Koen (kelplings) | 69.06 | 94% | 2016-05-06 |
| 19651. | smichael (smichaelino) | 69.06 | 96.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 19652. | GlassAnxiety (glassanxiety) | 69.06 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 19653. | alv_08 (alv_08) | 69.06 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
| 19654. | Kaleemullah (kaleem) | 69.06 | 95% | 2012-12-25 |
| 19655. | Maxwell (maxdeoliveira) | 69.06 | — | 2009-10-02 |
| 19656. | chris (jenisslow) | 69.06 | — | 2009-12-23 |
| 19657. | Gaurav (gorvarora) | 69.06 | 96% | 2017-03-27 |
| 19658. | Maciej (thasobot) | 69.05 | 97% | 2019-04-25 |
| 19659. | JavaScriptt (javascriptt) | 69.05 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 19660. | journey to 100WPM (snake45) | 69.05 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 19661. | Noah (mukyn) | 69.05 | 90% | 2015-03-19 |
| 19662. | satthu0doimu (doikhongnhumo) | 69.05 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 19663. | nzwi (nzwi) | 69.05 | 99% | 2016-03-14 |
| 19664. | nguyen dang (khoa19128) | 69.05 | 94% | 2016-08-23 |
| 19665. | Sean (crowded_keyboard) | 69.04 | 95.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 19666. | Jon (uncletaco) | 69.04 | 87% | 2015-05-21 |
| 19667. | Kap (kapqw) | 69.04 | 94% | 2011-05-14 |
| 19668. | Lariza (lariza) | 69.04 | 97% | 2023-07-22 |
| 19669. | Izan (wei_wei_yap_yap) | 69.04 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 19670. | br1gg5y (br1gg5y) | 69.04 | 93% | 2016-05-27 |
| 19671. | Łukasz (trytohavefun) | 69.04 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
| 19672. | John (ismokedabuddha) | 69.04 | 95% | 2012-05-19 |
| 19673. | Duh-vorak (denys_147) | 69.04 | 98% | 2011-08-24 |
| 19674. | clavat (clavat) | 69.04 | 97% | 2012-03-15 |
| 19675. | Joshua (local_goose) | 69.03 | 96% | 2022-04-25 |
| 19676. | Kael (michael_deleon) | 69.03 | 96% | 2022-11-03 |
| 19677. | Ann (ngocanhtoday) | 69.03 | 96% | 2016-05-13 |
| 19678. | Susannah (zannahdoll) | 69.03 | 98% | 2015-07-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |