So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34891. | Sandy (sandeshgowda0094) | 42.12 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 34892. | Maggie (mglalo19) | 42.12 | 96% | 2012-12-28 |
| 34893. | hossam (hossam_ramadan) | 42.12 | 95.3% | 2021-03-03 |
| 34894. | Khoa (carpentersf) | 42.12 | — | 2010-07-16 |
| 34895. | Tan (whale_tan) | 42.11 | 92% | 2020-11-16 |
| 34896. | Branches (branches) | 42.11 | 83% | 2015-05-03 |
| 34897. | The Fastest (aumza854) | 42.11 | 92% | 2015-08-05 |
| 34898. | loipro (biladen) | 42.10 | — | 2010-06-08 |
| 34899. | Zahra (zahra_a) | 42.10 | 94% | 2021-08-15 |
| 34900. | Julian (dargo123) | 42.10 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 34901. | Imababybubba (imababybubba) | 42.10 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 34902. | Lee (ksimp) | 42.10 | 94% | 2012-09-05 |
| 34903. | GV (gaurav.lakra@gmail.com) | 42.09 | 86% | 2014-12-11 |
| 34904. | CalMeTyper (rolls_reus) | 42.08 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
| 34905. | Magnus (schlagervitz) | 42.07 | 87% | 2016-08-28 |
| 34906. | peen (peen) | 42.07 | 93% | 2014-01-06 |
| 34907. | Parker (park1001) | 42.06 | 78% | 2016-07-23 |
| 34908. | adsf (ahokkkk) | 42.06 | 92% | 2020-03-04 |
| 34909. | ɥsǝdǝǝᗡ (toxin_d) | 42.06 | 94% | 2020-06-09 |
| 34910. | Ashen (ashen12) | 42.06 | 93% | 2020-12-17 |
| 34911. | speed of (densityx) | 42.06 | 86% | 2015-04-07 |
| 34912. | Ellie (danni) | 42.05 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 34913. | khach (khachlangdu) | 42.05 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 34914. | daniel (danielgarth) | 42.04 | 97% | 2019-04-21 |
| 34915. | tim (farmer123) | 42.03 | 87% | 2014-11-14 |
| 34916. | Lets Gooooo!!! (mattymooo2021) | 42.02 | 94.3% | 2023-06-01 |
| 34917. | Cilia (_zwyi_) | 42.02 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 34918. | Kyle (kyle_15) | 42.02 | 96% | 2021-06-30 |
| 34919. | Scott (listerinemakesmymout... | 42.02 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
| 34920. | Sarah (talkingtree) | 42.02 | 98% | 2017-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |