As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6692. | Drew (mercuryowlll) | 92.00 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
6693. | Christian (cjohh) | 92.00 | 94% | 2017-03-03 |
6694. | Marley (mbullock) | 92.00 | 98% | 2018-01-03 |
6695. | midnightsimon (midnightsimon) | 91.99 | 97.2% | 2024-11-23 |
6696. | righteous (trustjesus) | 91.99 | 98.2% | 2021-02-15 |
6697. | Lei Paul (polley) | 91.98 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
6698. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 91.97 | 98.4% | 2024-08-14 |
6699. | James (pablojoseidkk) | 91.96 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
6700. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 91.96 | 97% | 2023-09-17 |
6701. | Kyle (kbeezy231) | 91.96 | 97% | 2022-10-29 |
6702. | TylerG (tylertyper80) | 91.96 | 99% | 2022-08-05 |
6703. | CHRISTIAN (chris7ka) | 91.96 | 97% | 2024-06-21 |
6704. | Nightmare (zhanarbek) | 91.95 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
6705. | Ruben (rubenzhang) | 91.95 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
6706. | YourBoi (yourboi) | 91.95 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
6707. | Homer (cowmonger) | 91.95 | 96% | 2017-03-06 |
6708. | inigo (indigo_july) | 91.94 | 96% | 2016-04-28 |
6709. | Murray (etniok) | 91.94 | 96% | 2015-10-26 |
6710. | Dennis (dennissc) | 91.94 | 91% | 2016-07-19 |
6711. | Jeff (621alexl) | 91.93 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
6712. | Pbev (pbev) | 91.93 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
6713. | Long (longn5) | 91.92 | 96% | 2017-05-06 |
6714. | Selemeles (selemeles) | 91.92 | 97% | 2018-09-09 |
6715. | FiB0 (fiboss) | 91.91 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
6716. | Major Major Major Major (j_63) | 91.91 | 96% | 2016-02-18 |
6717. | cubis (cubis) | 91.91 | 96% | 2017-05-05 |
6718. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 91.90 | 97.4% | 2023-09-01 |
6719. | Raider (raider_28) | 91.90 | 96% | 2020-06-15 |
6720. | Darion (derx) | 91.89 | 95% | 2016-06-17 |
6721. | Phil (joot) | 91.89 | 96.9% | 2024-07-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |