The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3787. | tung (chuadao) | 59.60 | — | 2010-10-08 |
| 3788. | Jessica (hairokami) | 59.60 | 87% | 2014-09-19 |
| 3789. | Tumarbek (tom4ke) | 59.60 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 3790. | Ajeet (stripedcat12) | 59.60 | 93% | 2021-09-05 |
| 3791. | Minh (murungru) | 59.58 | 95% | 2014-02-17 |
| 3792. | Axel (picatso) | 59.58 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 3793. | OP Dango (op_dango) | 59.58 | 96% | 2013-12-07 |
| 3794. | Pepi (relax) | 59.58 | — | 2009-03-06 |
| 3795. | Monica (mdieterich) | 59.57 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 3796. | SUka (suka) | 59.57 | — | 2010-02-28 |
| 3797. | Char (oneness) | 59.55 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
| 3798. | Nitesh (onlyboy) | 59.55 | — | 2010-08-13 |
| 3799. | Muhammad (as7771) | 59.54 | 94% | 2013-12-18 |
| 3800. | Farid (farid_mdr11) | 59.54 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
| 3801. | grip (dummie_) | 59.54 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 3802. | jayR (sirkarma) | 59.54 | 96% | 2014-12-30 |
| 3803. | You (kwaman) | 59.53 | — | 2010-01-11 |
| 3804. | Dennetix (dennetix) | 59.53 | 94% | 2022-01-12 |
| 3805. | Lonesome (lonesome13) | 59.53 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
| 3806. | Drake (blacknite07) | 59.53 | 92% | 2015-06-24 |
| 3807. | Dhurba (dhrubpandey) | 59.53 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 3808. | Rokudan (rokudan) | 59.52 | 93% | 2012-02-01 |
| 3809. | Andre (budasfeet57) | 59.52 | 97% | 2011-09-05 |
| 3810. | Rome (wome) | 59.52 | 96% | 2019-06-25 |
| 3811. | James (jkpuck) | 59.51 | 94% | 2014-07-24 |
| 3812. | kashif (kashifjawed786) | 59.51 | 97% | 2015-10-13 |
| 3813. | Jonne (technipro) | 59.51 | 88% | 2015-08-23 |
| 3814. | RRKS (rrks43) | 59.50 | 92% | 2014-12-30 |
| 3815. | Halil (lilko) | 59.50 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 3816. | Bobby (bobby_gpts) | 59.49 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |