I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2769. | ICON (_icon_) | 117.60 | 99% | 2026-02-14 |
| 2770. | BOz (hyund0) | 117.60 | 100% | 2020-12-09 |
| 2771. | Hammertime (mattcamgolf) | 117.60 | 99% | 2017-05-05 |
| 2772. | Cameron (sigmaimu) | 117.57 | 99% | 2022-06-29 |
| 2773. | Teodoras (teoyessir) | 117.57 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
| 2774. | fumizuki (pomegranate320) | 117.57 | 93% | 2017-04-07 |
| 2775. | Eternality (eterssalt) | 117.57 | 99% | 2017-09-09 |
| 2776. | giggity (demo_admin) | 117.56 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 2777. | banhbear (banhbear) | 117.55 | 99% | 2026-02-03 |
| 2778. | Elusaka (elusaka) | 117.52 | 99% | 2022-11-12 |
| 2779. | aspen (aspspspspen) | 117.51 | 99.4% | 2024-02-01 |
| 2780. | Cryo (cryotalis) | 117.51 | 96.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 2781. | not (hayso) | 117.51 | 98% | 2017-02-19 |
| 2782. | goo (sm7177) | 117.50 | 98.3% | 2023-12-04 |
| 2783. | Gucky (guckysucky) | 117.50 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 2784. | Jeronimo (_slowmotion_) | 117.50 | 99% | 2017-01-17 |
| 2785. | Mark (dendrobyte) | 117.49 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 2786. | Lambo (lchopz) | 117.48 | 99% | 2017-06-04 |
| 2787. | Buy $AMC (zyrrac2) | 117.47 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
| 2788. | qwerty (qwerty235) | 117.46 | 100% | 2025-12-07 |
| 2789. | Rishabh (rdmighty_i) | 117.43 | 98.8% | 2024-06-25 |
| 2790. | Fez (iamsuperspeed) | 117.42 | 100% | 2024-01-29 |
| 2791. | Chai (chai_time) | 117.40 | 99% | 2024-03-09 |
| 2792. | call (baconhawka7x) | 117.40 | 100% | 2018-04-26 |
| 2793. | alec (alecl) | 117.39 | 99.4% | 2024-08-17 |
| 2794. | Tycho (tychobroucke) | 117.38 | 99.4% | 2024-12-25 |
| 2795. | M (myles_jb) | 117.37 | 99% | 2020-12-09 |
| 2796. | Ilyao (ilyao) | 117.37 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 2797. | accuracyless (slowpanther_) | 117.35 | 99% | 2020-05-15 |
| 2798. | Rod_Regus (rod_regus) | 117.34 | 99% | 2023-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |