The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16247. | sergio (pecola88) | 77.81 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
| 16248. | Abhishek (whistleblower) | 77.81 | 97% | 2012-10-19 |
| 16249. | Mark (nielrebe) | 77.81 | 96% | 2012-12-04 |
| 16250. | Michelle (pensiveporcupine) | 77.81 | 99% | 2017-11-10 |
| 16251. | Tommy (tommy5902) | 77.81 | 90% | 2016-05-11 |
| 16252. | Adarsh (adarsh1001) | 77.81 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
| 16253. | Eleanor (ocbeach) | 77.81 | — | 2009-01-30 |
| 16254. | Baris (tlee119) | 77.80 | 97% | 2019-05-15 |
| 16255. | devr (devr) | 77.80 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 16256. | Keagan (ngerks) | 77.80 | 96.5% | 2023-05-29 |
| 16257. | abdo (phcox_hunter) | 77.80 | 95.6% | 2021-02-07 |
| 16258. | panacotta (panacotta) | 77.80 | 97% | 2020-01-16 |
| 16259. | Michael (micklepru) | 77.80 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 16260. | Colin (3geosyog) | 77.80 | 99% | 2020-01-21 |
| 16261. | Leo (leofuller) | 77.80 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 16262. | Sairen Kisaki (sairenkisaki) | 77.80 | 94% | 2012-08-27 |
| 16263. | Oi (ebradford) | 77.79 | 93% | 2015-04-20 |
| 16264. | Trader (aricebento) | 77.79 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
| 16265. | Paolo (cheruphim) | 77.79 | 90% | 2011-10-23 |
| 16266. | Demure (demure) | 77.79 | 92% | 2016-05-15 |
| 16267. | C (cpandar) | 77.78 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
| 16268. | Danny 🛸 (dannyhhkb) | 77.78 | 96% | 2023-06-25 |
| 16269. | Dell (delliu) | 77.78 | 97.3% | 2023-05-27 |
| 16270. | Kevin (keveno123) | 77.78 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 16271. | RRKS (rrks43) | 77.78 | 96% | 2015-09-18 |
| 16272. | amanita! (irving1234028) | 77.78 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 16273. | Revilo (splotchyy) | 77.77 | 95% | 2022-12-05 |
| 16274. | Bob (metsandcavs) | 77.77 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| 16275. | Alan (alan2406) | 77.77 | 95% | 2022-08-03 |
| 16276. | MM (blunderingpeon12) | 77.77 | 97.2% | 2023-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |