Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15892. | (alex13an) | 74.90 | 96% | 2023-03-07 |
| 15893. | (alithepanda) | 74.89 | 92% | 2014-04-07 |
| 15894. | (bertramc) | 74.88 | — | 2010-09-19 |
| 15895. | (socrates_p) | 74.88 | 96% | 2021-12-31 |
| 15896. | (mindblast3r) | 74.87 | 92% | 2014-07-13 |
| 15897. | (pichaweek) | 74.87 | 97% | 2015-03-08 |
| 15898. | (anigma) | 74.87 | 96% | 2018-08-23 |
| 15899. | (smromuec) | 74.87 | 93% | 2016-12-30 |
| 15900. | (willwill) | 74.87 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| 15901. | (ebai101) | 74.87 | 86% | 2016-10-06 |
| 15902. | (calluxdapotato) | 74.86 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 15903. | (imwos) | 74.86 | 91% | 2013-11-12 |
| 15904. | (ap1ng) | 74.86 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 15905. | (welllubed) | 74.86 | 96% | 2023-07-19 |
| 15906. | (maznflip) | 74.86 | 88% | 2012-02-21 |
| 15907. | (lil_vince) | 74.86 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 15908. | (bravefrontier) | 74.85 | 90% | 2014-06-10 |
| 15909. | (axr123) | 74.85 | 92% | 2011-07-06 |
| 15910. | (elk111) | 74.85 | 96% | 2022-12-31 |
| 15911. | Md Ubaid (mdubaid_ulllah000) | 74.85 | 96% | 2022-03-21 |
| 15912. | (demonvampire) | 74.85 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 15913. | (aizort) | 74.84 | 95% | 2016-08-15 |
| 15914. | (hannaklop) | 74.84 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 15915. | (phrosnite) | 74.84 | 99% | 2013-09-26 |
| 15916. | Christian (gimslongvir) | 74.84 | 88% | 2014-05-29 |
| 15917. | Big Fat Onion (x_onion_x) | 74.84 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 15918. | (nebuli) | 74.83 | 90% | 2013-04-13 |
| 15919. | (blahnana) | 74.83 | 95% | 2014-08-03 |
| 15920. | (lonerusher) | 74.83 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
| 15921. | (freeze1) | 74.83 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |