So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22948. | mayshusband (zerxoir) | 63.86 | 93% | 2018-07-09 |
| 22949. | ♀ᎠᎪᏉᎥᎠ ℊ℮... | 63.86 | 84% | 2016-08-22 |
| 22950. | Scott (medievalnuke) | 63.85 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 22951. | Accelerate (racer_y) | 63.85 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
| 22952. | Samz (sam261) | 63.85 | — | 2010-09-28 |
| 22953. | jestoni (jhez) | 63.85 | 94% | 2013-04-25 |
| 22954. | jeremy (architect) | 63.85 | — | 2009-05-06 |
| 22955. | md mahadie (mdmahadiehasanh... | 63.84 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 22956. | Manosh (robinbiswas86) | 63.84 | 98% | 2022-07-01 |
| 22957. | Ro (rgpdancer) | 63.84 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 22958. | Elyas (ela_man13) | 63.84 | 96% | 2022-11-21 |
| 22959. | toe (toeknee123) | 63.84 | 95% | 2022-12-06 |
| 22960. | YungLarry (yungkallef) | 63.84 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 22961. | Hock (traper) | 63.84 | 91% | 2015-11-06 |
| 22962. | Somil (ferm) | 63.84 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 22963. | Erik (Colemak) (erw_learnin... | 63.84 | 94% | 2011-05-15 |
| 22964. | Sara (saran) | 63.83 | — | 2009-01-05 |
| 22965. | Stacie (demonvampire) | 63.83 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 22966. | Venkat (maheprakash) | 63.83 | 98% | 2015-08-25 |
| 22967. | Guest (riotjune) | 63.83 | 97% | 2016-09-12 |
| 22968. | Lūkass (lukasslv) | 63.83 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 22969. | Teo (teddan50) | 63.83 | 96% | 2013-09-13 |
| 22970. | Savitar (chris4315) | 63.83 | 95% | 2014-02-09 |
| 22971. | X (humanoidn) | 63.82 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 22972. | Alex (typeracer332) | 63.82 | 94% | 2012-10-15 |
| 22973. | Michael (hulkmagnet) | 63.82 | 96% | 2021-09-19 |
| 22974. | Mizuno (mizuno) | 63.82 | 94% | 2016-09-26 |
| 22975. | Merwin (zaizai2012) | 63.82 | 97% | 2013-07-16 |
| 22976. | DON (donnn) | 63.82 | 96% | 2015-07-02 |
| 22977. | Aimz (aimizzle) | 63.82 | — | 2008-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |