The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29682. | hafizh (mcmoor) | 54.74 | 90% | 2015-10-05 |
| 29683. | Reece (syco) | 54.74 | 93% | 2012-12-05 |
| 29684. | Basone01 (basone01) | 54.73 | 96% | 2020-02-16 |
| 29685. | Wad (wadric) | 54.73 | 95% | 2022-01-05 |
| 29686. | David (brodogo) | 54.73 | 88% | 2017-01-18 |
| 29687. | Mahmoud (allamoox) | 54.73 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 29688. | Emmanuel (emmanuelmoon) | 54.73 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
| 29689. | pp (electricpp) | 54.73 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 29690. | Bob (j1mb0) | 54.73 | 93.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 29691. | Gianluca (subbuglio) | 54.73 | 96% | 2017-06-22 |
| 29692. | talib (talib_19) | 54.73 | 94% | 2015-08-13 |
| 29693. | Andrew-Colemak (andrew66) | 54.73 | 97% | 2013-02-27 |
| 29694. | dzul (w00tss) | 54.72 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 29695. | Josue (jmanc86) | 54.72 | 95% | 2017-02-28 |
| 29696. | William (wadalex) | 54.71 | — | 2010-01-25 |
| 29697. | b0b1r (b0b1r) | 54.71 | 88% | 2012-09-30 |
| 29698. | ali (alianggie) | 54.70 | 96% | 2016-06-24 |
| 29699. | demon (demonstrate) | 54.70 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 29700. | J (sonicbolt) | 54.70 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 29701. | Ihor (_ihor) | 54.70 | 95.6% | 2023-10-16 |
| 29702. | Nassif (nassif27) | 54.70 | 96.8% | 2023-10-23 |
| 29703. | Ketchup (kamr) | 54.70 | 87% | 2016-10-05 |
| 29704. | Robert (elitists) | 54.70 | 96% | 2019-08-12 |
| 29705. | Alexandra (semalexa) | 54.70 | 98% | 2012-09-12 |
| 29706. | Rosana (resp37) | 54.70 | — | 2009-05-04 |
| 29707. | jasmine (chandani) | 54.69 | 97% | 2014-02-25 |
| 29708. | Midnight (onepanda) | 54.69 | 88% | 2016-11-26 |
| 29709. | Usama (usamajatala) | 54.68 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 29710. | hugh (spoop) | 54.68 | 94% | 2020-09-18 |
| 29711. | Tracy (tracyyy) | 54.68 | 93% | 2014-02-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |