The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17940. | brooklyn (raise_the_bar) | 75.13 | 98% | 2011-11-20 |
| 17941. | Matthew (bsims_33) | 75.13 | 96% | 2014-12-09 |
| 17942. | Loser-typist (typist_1india) | 75.13 | 98% | 2015-06-03 |
| 17943. | emae (emae08) | 75.13 | 94% | 2015-10-27 |
| 17944. | Brandon (brandstand) | 75.12 | 98% | 2013-08-16 |
| 17945. | Yana (kinolog) | 75.12 | 97% | 2012-11-05 |
| 17946. | Vikrant (vikrant1995) | 75.12 | 92% | 2014-07-21 |
| 17947. | Juan (unbilivavl) | 75.11 | 96% | 2020-10-01 |
| 17948. | William (williamclegg) | 75.11 | 98% | 2022-12-06 |
| 17949. | Tomo (tzxb018) | 75.11 | 94% | 2021-11-04 |
| 17950. | Harley (senpaislinky) | 75.11 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 17951. | Imme (immevdb) | 75.11 | 99% | 2018-10-08 |
| 17952. | Von Joven (vonmengullo) | 75.11 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 17953. | Michael (furious1988) | 75.11 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 17954. | chinh (chinhndt) | 75.11 | — | 2011-04-05 |
| 17955. | P (bo0ts) | 75.11 | — | 2009-07-20 |
| 17956. | Kishor Ramanan (kishor_1445) | 75.10 | 98% | 2022-06-27 |
| 17957. | eqq (eqqu) | 75.10 | 98.1% | 2023-10-13 |
| 17958. | Mehti (lylehti) | 75.10 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
| 17959. | Alex (tsaalex) | 75.10 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 17960. | alejandro (mermeladov) | 75.10 | 94% | 2014-10-18 |
| 17961. | Robert (ivegottoejam) | 75.10 | 96% | 2011-05-12 |
| 17962. | Travis (daltrav1) | 75.10 | 98% | 2017-10-27 |
| 17963. | K Man (wraynmakur) | 75.10 | 96% | 2011-12-28 |
| 17964. | Hampus (woxiiie) | 75.10 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 17965. | VINICIUS (wingfingers) | 75.10 | — | 2009-07-20 |
| 17966. | iGetbetter (demonfox) | 75.10 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 17967. | Cindy (cwycindy) | 75.09 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 17968. | Me (_syko) | 75.09 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 17969. | xachin (xachin) | 75.09 | 97% | 2012-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |