And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2001. | Andrew (swishy) | 128.00 | 98% | 2011-08-02 |
| 2002. | Joe (typinthatfast) | 127.98 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 2003. | EZ, (speakeasy) | 127.97 | 96% | 2011-08-14 |
| 2004. | Zach (sunjo) | 127.97 | 94% | 2014-04-23 |
| 2005. | Nick (adyingwalrus) | 127.96 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 2006. | wheeeeeee (limtutu) | 127.96 | 98% | 2018-10-28 |
| 2007. | star (zhenhun) | 127.95 | 98.5% | 2023-11-04 |
| 2008. | Badika (badika) | 127.95 | 96% | 2014-02-24 |
| 2009. | EpochPirate (epochpirate) | 127.95 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 2010. | K (telescopic) | 127.95 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 2011. | Samir (weredeer708) | 127.95 | 98% | 2012-02-25 |
| 2012. | J (jwp36) | 127.95 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 2013. | ryan (pocketheal) | 127.94 | 99% | 2013-09-29 |
| 2014. | Rooster (darkjdm) | 127.93 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 2015. | Mark (shricory) | 127.92 | 96% | 2013-11-19 |
| 2016. | Stop being faster than me! ... | 127.92 | 99% | 2013-10-03 |
| 2017. | Manze (manze) | 127.91 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 2018. | Xen (xxoticaniax) | 127.91 | 99% | 2011-08-09 |
| 2019. | Shae (shaebay) | 127.91 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 2020. | Robert (elltrain) | 127.91 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 2021. | Demon (demon666) | 127.91 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 2022. | (typeracerstats) | 127.90 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 2023. | YESSIRski (gospodinfran) | 127.90 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 2024. | Paul (dakuzo) | 127.90 | 99% | 2014-04-03 |
| 2025. | katie (buttermyfancy) | 127.90 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 2026. | Kevin (spacedominator) | 127.90 | 95% | 2011-07-28 |
| 2027. | Liam (carpalxqgmlwy) | 127.89 | 98% | 2020-08-01 |
| 2028. | Eric (beeferin) | 127.89 | 99% | 2014-11-14 |
| 2029. | Chris (charlie10) | 127.88 | 98% | 2014-03-06 |
| 2030. | aoeuidhtns (tamiya) | 127.87 | — | 2010-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |