And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1924. | (swishy) | 128.00 | 98% | 2011-08-02 |
| 1925. | (typinthatfast) | 127.98 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 1926. | EZ, (speakeasy) | 127.97 | 96% | 2011-08-14 |
| 1927. | (sunjo) | 127.97 | 94% | 2014-04-23 |
| 1928. | (adyingwalrus) | 127.96 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 1929. | (limtutu) | 127.96 | 98% | 2018-10-28 |
| 1930. | (zhenhun) | 127.95 | 98.5% | 2023-11-04 |
| 1931. | Badika (badika) | 127.95 | 96% | 2014-02-24 |
| 1932. | EpochPirate (epochpirate) | 127.95 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 1933. | K (telescopic) | 127.95 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 1934. | Samir (weredeer708) | 127.95 | 98% | 2012-02-25 |
| 1935. | (jwp36) | 127.95 | — | 2011-03-11 |
| 1936. | (pocketheal) | 127.94 | 99% | 2013-09-29 |
| 1937. | (darkjdm) | 127.93 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 1938. | (shricory) | 127.92 | 96% | 2013-11-19 |
| 1939. | Stop being faster than me! ... | 127.92 | 99% | 2013-10-03 |
| 1940. | (manze) | 127.91 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 1941. | Xen (xxoticaniax) | 127.91 | 99% | 2011-08-09 |
| 1942. | (shaebay) | 127.91 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 1943. | (elltrain) | 127.91 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 1944. | (demon666) | 127.91 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 1945. | (typeracerstats) | 127.90 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 1946. | (dakuzo) | 127.90 | 99% | 2014-04-03 |
| 1947. | (buttermyfancy) | 127.90 | — | 2009-11-13 |
| 1948. | (spacedominator) | 127.90 | 95% | 2011-07-28 |
| 1949. | (carpalxqgmlwy) | 127.89 | 98% | 2020-08-01 |
| 1950. | (beeferin) | 127.89 | 99% | 2014-11-14 |
| 1951. | (charlie10) | 127.88 | 98% | 2014-03-06 |
| 1952. | (tamiya) | 127.87 | — | 2010-12-20 |
| 1953. | (cyrilwashbrook) | 127.87 | 94% | 2012-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |