See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14399. | Ridhuan (slowly_type) | 68.43 | 98% | 2022-08-08 |
| 14400. | Syd (angryscreech) | 68.43 | 97% | 2021-07-14 |
| 14401. | Eman (emanfast) | 68.43 | 95% | 2021-01-27 |
| 14402. | Preston (salty_rice) | 68.42 | 97.1% | 2021-02-26 |
| 14403. | Thiago (thiagosauro) | 68.41 | 97% | 2019-11-10 |
| 14404. | Denys (owlydesigner) | 68.41 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 14405. | Simon (nomisom) | 68.41 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 14406. | Trent (tport27) | 68.41 | 99% | 2021-03-15 |
| 14407. | Bao (thbao4545) | 68.41 | 95% | 2021-12-17 |
| 14408. | Bryce (i_press_buttons) | 68.40 | 97% | 2023-07-23 |
| 14409. | Madhav (madhavmknc) | 68.40 | 95% | 2022-05-05 |
| 14410. | Keith (keith_qwerty) | 68.40 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 14411. | Malfoy (malfoy69420) | 68.40 | 95.2% | 2023-06-02 |
| 14412. | Peter (cint) | 68.39 | 99% | 2022-01-22 |
| 14413. | tstats[j4cksox] (j4cksox) | 68.39 | 96% | 2023-04-21 |
| 14414. | gamal (gamal123) | 68.39 | 95% | 2023-02-17 |
| 14415. | Anzaan (darkzanzan) | 68.38 | 94% | 2021-09-14 |
| 14416. | Alexis (demizer) | 68.38 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 14417. | ChelseaSmile (ip0d34thsp1r1t) | 68.38 | 98% | 2024-11-04 |
| 14418. | El Jefe (el_jefe) | 68.38 | 96% | 2019-08-22 |
| 14419. | James (jamesbt365) | 68.37 | 94% | 2021-08-24 |
| 14420. | Genjrengs (genjrengz) | 68.37 | 96% | 2022-11-07 |
| 14421. | David (dmed519) | 68.37 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 14422. | Ethan (ninjakirbyecr) | 68.37 | 94% | 2022-12-14 |
| 14423. | Ameer (ameeryaqoob) | 68.37 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 14424. | hero (hero00) | 68.36 | 96% | 2024-01-16 |
| 14425. | Ahmed (uproo) | 68.36 | 98% | 2022-09-05 |
| 14426. | annelise (annelise123) | 68.36 | 95% | 2022-09-14 |
| 14427. | O_m_e_g_A (o_mega09) | 68.35 | 96.5% | 2024-12-19 |
| 14428. | Er Karan Joshi (erkaranjoshi_) | 68.35 | 98% | 2025-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |