And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 429. | (actaylor31) | 148.25 | 99% | 2018-10-29 |
| 430. | (precious_stats) | 148.19 | 99% | 2021-10-11 |
| 431. | (han2000) | 148.18 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
| 432. | Sadge (elusoryx) | 148.15 | 97% | 2015-10-20 |
| 433. | twitch.tv/bmkdi (jooku) | 148.15 | — | 2009-07-15 |
| 434. | matt (drakkus) | 148.15 | 96% | 2016-01-02 |
| 435. | (lookitsjess) | 148.09 | — | 2010-06-20 |
| 436. | (leonleung) | 148.06 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 437. | (deathpotato) | 147.98 | 93% | 2011-12-07 |
| 438. | N/A (notapplicable) | 147.96 | 100% | 2022-11-05 |
| 439. | s3rez (s3rez) | 147.92 | 99% | 2020-04-23 |
| 440. | (altrocality) | 147.87 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
| 441. | COMMUNISM WILL (communism_w... | 147.82 | 97% | 2014-12-17 |
| 442. | (snug128) | 147.79 | 99% | 2021-12-24 |
| 443. | (seventhsandwich) | 147.79 | 95% | 2012-12-22 |
| 444. | (sightblinder) | 147.75 | 99% | 2014-08-11 |
| 445. | (demianwolf) | 147.70 | 99.3% | 2023-07-18 |
| 446. | Thomas (loboru) | 147.69 | 99% | 2021-03-29 |
| 447. | Rohit Singh (himynameisrohi... | 147.65 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 448. | (blinktwice4y) | 147.64 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 449. | 16/f/cali (ultrashibe) | 147.57 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 450. | ╰(´︶`)╯♡ (bluerave... | 147.51 | 97% | 2016-10-20 |
| 451. | (impp) | 147.51 | 98% | 2013-01-17 |
| 452. | (drgamut) | 147.47 | — | 2008-09-03 |
| 453. | rn1hd (rnk1hd) | 147.46 | 100% | 2023-04-12 |
| 454. | (corsairchris) | 147.43 | 99% | 2023-05-21 |
| 455. | Rey (reycuadrado) | 147.40 | 98% | 2022-11-27 |
| 456. | (rubberdome) | 147.40 | 98% | 2018-07-21 |
| 457. | (caffywin) | 147.38 | — | 2010-05-24 |
| 458. | Poni Ponut (glykid) | 147.30 | 99% | 2021-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |