The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22713. | Syarief (syariefl) | 67.56 | 92% | 2011-10-27 |
| 22714. | Helalipop (helalipop) | 67.56 | 94% | 2017-04-27 |
| 22715. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 67.56 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 22716. | Shaisab (shaisab) | 67.56 | 97% | 2012-07-02 |
| 22717. | Penny (penny6) | 67.56 | 96% | 2014-04-27 |
| 22718. | Kamyar (kamyar_raisee) | 67.56 | 98% | 2017-03-23 |
| 22719. | Albert (albertc97) | 67.56 | 94% | 2016-10-07 |
| 22720. | Duke (ducanup01) | 67.55 | 96% | 2022-03-10 |
| 22721. | Matteo (matteoriad) | 67.55 | 95% | 2014-02-25 |
| 22722. | Angel (angtheavatar) | 67.55 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 22723. | Free Palestine (fastest_as_... | 67.55 | 95.1% | 2023-10-14 |
| 22724. | rambalaji (rambalaji) | 67.55 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 22725. | Ev (typingkernel) | 67.55 | 95.9% | 2021-01-31 |
| 22726. | Chuse (chuse) | 67.55 | 96% | 2020-05-28 |
| 22727. | Andy (astraay) | 67.55 | 93.7% | 2021-01-31 |
| 22728. | Jahaziel (changofeliz) | 67.55 | 99% | 2020-01-09 |
| 22729. | Cesar (cesarer) | 67.54 | 93% | 2016-09-17 |
| 22730. | Eddie (terminaterjohn) | 67.54 | 92% | 2015-02-16 |
| 22731. | James (demfeels) | 67.54 | 96% | 2018-03-22 |
| 22732. | Kohei (honzuki) | 67.54 | 94% | 2014-11-26 |
| 22733. | Sean (ferris) | 67.54 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 22734. | Timothy (timw4mail) | 67.54 | — | 2009-08-31 |
| 22735. | tstats[learning_dvorac] (le... | 67.54 | 92% | 2013-01-08 |
| 22736. | Liz (indyanajoana) | 67.54 | 97% | 2014-04-20 |
| 22737. | zhiyu (losterzu) | 67.52 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 22738. | Lawn (sofusboisen) | 67.52 | 97% | 2021-03-20 |
| 22739. | Bat-Ireedui (ireedui) | 67.52 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
| 22740. | chicken (chicken4soup) | 67.52 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 22741. | cameron (the_chenger123) | 67.52 | 95.8% | 2023-10-01 |
| 22742. | Alarick (alarick78) | 67.52 | 97% | 2012-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |