The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12671. | (iljain) | 83.69 | 89% | 2017-05-03 |
| 12672. | (diego_vizia) | 83.69 | — | 2008-09-18 |
| 12673. | (shibumi) | 83.69 | 98% | 2011-10-27 |
| 12674. | (dyslexichobo) | 83.68 | 85% | 2013-05-19 |
| 12675. | (jat236) | 83.68 | 95% | 2014-06-04 |
| 12676. | (justincheah) | 83.68 | 94% | 2013-12-24 |
| 12677. | ubermeow (ubermeow) | 83.68 | 96% | 2022-05-15 |
| 12678. | Nial (nialj618) | 83.68 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 12679. | (tafinch) | 83.68 | 95% | 2015-12-20 |
| 12680. | Eric (airicc) | 83.68 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 12681. | (mijac) | 83.68 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 12682. | (kion) | 83.68 | 95% | 2012-11-07 |
| 12683. | (mobbie) | 83.68 | 97% | 2011-07-22 |
| 12684. | (melodye) | 83.68 | 94% | 2012-11-12 |
| 12685. | YenShuo (yenshuo) | 83.68 | 98% | 2013-05-30 |
| 12686. | (krow123) | 83.68 | 95% | 2015-01-20 |
| 12687. | (frankpc) | 83.67 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 12688. | (kellyfunk) | 83.67 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 12689. | (mattattack1223) | 83.67 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 12690. | (deltav) | 83.67 | 92% | 2013-03-15 |
| 12691. | (lizard_larry) | 83.66 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 12692. | (markispogi1) | 83.66 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 12693. | (tiigon) | 83.66 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 12694. | (weeooweeoo) | 83.66 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 12695. | (susto) | 83.66 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| 12696. | (portia75) | 83.66 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 12697. | (alindacheung) | 83.65 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
| 12698. | (gmg12) | 83.65 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| 12699. | (didsh) | 83.65 | 94% | 2017-05-13 |
| 12700. | (computernerd411) | 83.65 | 96% | 2015-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |