So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11544. | Christian (pheonican77) | 82.61 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 11545. | Rowe (cubechild1) | 82.61 | 98% | 2019-03-11 |
| 11546. | Seth (thickening) | 82.61 | 94% | 2013-04-26 |
| 11547. | Pontalicious (pontalicious) | 82.61 | 89% | 2012-12-09 |
| 11548. | Anjan (beaszt_nix) | 82.61 | 98% | 2019-05-30 |
| 11549. | Auslady (auslady) | 82.61 | 98% | 2014-03-15 |
| 11550. | nwiluex (nwiluex) | 82.60 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 11551. | audacious (audaciousfearless) | 82.60 | 92% | 2013-11-13 |
| 11552. | peacefulheart (peacefulheart) | 82.60 | 95% | 2017-05-10 |
| 11553. | André (swandreden) | 82.60 | 94% | 2015-03-13 |
| 11554. | Snake (snake_eyes) | 82.59 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 11555. | a (abg2002) | 82.59 | 96% | 2019-08-05 |
| 11556. | Saad (memon2saad) | 82.59 | 92% | 2017-02-19 |
| 11557. | Mav Man (mavman20) | 82.59 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 11558. | TJ (inameiname) | 82.59 | — | 2011-03-01 |
| 11559. | Diwata (diwata) | 82.59 | 94% | 2012-08-25 |
| 11560. | DanielleKFarino (daniellekath) | 82.58 | 98% | 2014-06-13 |
| 11561. | Haydar (haydarfakhoury) | 82.58 | 94.7% | 2023-09-01 |
| 11562. | totallynotjoshingwithyou (m... | 82.58 | 93% | 2016-03-11 |
| 11563. | jjjj (deltaker) | 82.58 | 97.1% | 2023-07-03 |
| 11564. | scott (pmonkey) | 82.58 | 96% | 2013-05-17 |
| 11565. | Razy Nureen (mamak) | 82.58 | 92% | 2012-07-12 |
| 11566. | dylan (dbfilmm) | 82.58 | 94% | 2017-02-26 |
| 11567. | Maffin (m4ff1n) | 82.57 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
| 11568. | Evan (evanjmckenna) | 82.57 | 96% | 2018-06-28 |
| 11569. | BlueJay314 (eajohnson2@live... | 82.57 | 92% | 2014-08-07 |
| 11570. | M (ahhhhh) | 82.57 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 11571. | 자이아 (jariahvue) | 82.56 | 95% | 2019-08-20 |
| 11572. | Alex (aweylmanfarwell) | 82.56 | 98.2% | 2023-07-11 |
| 11573. | Ronald (illya0820) | 82.56 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |