So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33564. | toshit (ignacio_001) | 45.61 | 94% | 2021-01-26 |
| 33565. | Ng (ngcharlie0616) | 45.61 | 90% | 2015-06-28 |
| 33566. | Jon (captainllama) | 45.61 | 94% | 2011-11-03 |
| 33567. | almohannad (almohannad) | 45.61 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 33568. | Heet (heetpatel219) | 45.60 | 92% | 2021-09-23 |
| 33569. | Tony (tonymonster_1) | 45.60 | 93% | 2021-04-24 |
| 33570. | Anton (nanon) | 45.60 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 33571. | tran (tocquoan) | 45.59 | 89% | 2014-04-02 |
| 33572. | Colemak (colemaktyper) | 45.58 | 95% | 2020-11-09 |
| 33573. | Noiem (smnoiem) | 45.58 | 96% | 2019-03-31 |
| 33574. | Porter (porter_chang) | 45.58 | 95% | 2014-10-16 |
| 33575. | polce (polce) | 45.57 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 33576. | Bekah (beku) | 45.57 | 91% | 2016-07-15 |
| 33577. | Azrael (akash_godage) | 45.57 | 94% | 2021-04-01 |
| 33578. | moers (moers) | 45.57 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 33579. | Long (xuanlong) | 45.57 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| 33580. | della (della_a) | 45.56 | 85% | 2016-06-11 |
| 33581. | Rose (trubloodluvr) | 45.56 | 96% | 2016-04-06 |
| 33582. | Kenny (00_kentoki_00) | 45.56 | 94% | 2021-01-11 |
| 33583. | Christian (blue3sword) | 45.56 | 88% | 2014-10-21 |
| 33584. | Hsuan-Yi (hyl770706) | 45.56 | 97% | 2012-06-15 |
| 33585. | DIPAK (dipakmohade) | 45.56 | 90% | 2014-10-09 |
| 33586. | Vicente (vicenteteo) | 45.55 | 97% | 2015-04-15 |
| 33587. | Timothy (dilexed) | 45.55 | 94% | 2021-06-29 |
| 33588. | man (fail101) | 45.55 | 91% | 2011-06-03 |
| 33589. | Mohammad (zargar91) | 45.55 | 93% | 2017-10-19 |
| 33590. | Torty (philuk2000) | 45.55 | 93% | 2016-04-01 |
| 33591. | caleb (heze8) | 45.54 | 90% | 2013-04-30 |
| 33592. | Chanh (lovelyheart) | 45.54 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 33593. | Rahil (rahil3108) | 45.53 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |