Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1354. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 92.92 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
| 1355. | Evan (eb9877) | 92.91 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| 1356. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 92.89 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
| 1357. | mattfus (mattfus2) | 92.85 | 99% | 2020-07-04 |
| 1358. | (rayer) | 92.85 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 1359. | Dragoola (dragoola) | 92.80 | 98% | 2018-10-29 |
| 1360. | Mahmood Thompson (mat_i) | 92.79 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 1361. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 92.79 | 97% | 2018-11-03 |
| 1362. | Daryl (t3kk3rs) | 92.78 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
| 1363. | . (xtypscer) | 92.78 | 98% | 2019-08-02 |
| 1364. | Patrick (pat_rick_5546) | 92.75 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
| 1365. | Sweet Wort (sweetwort) | 92.71 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 1366. | JJ (snyderator) | 92.69 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
| 1367. | JJ (jjhawk) | 92.68 | 99% | 2018-11-28 |
| 1368. | Tim (tim28) | 92.62 | 98% | 2019-02-07 |
| 1369. | Alexandre (aletm) | 92.62 | 99% | 2020-05-14 |
| 1370. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 92.60 | 98% | 2020-08-01 |
| 1371. | David (delkos) | 92.60 | 98% | 2020-02-29 |
| 1372. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 92.58 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1373. | jj (ponygaryelow) | 92.57 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
| 1374. | Liam (number406) | 92.56 | 95% | 2018-05-09 |
| 1375. | Alexander (torphon) | 92.56 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
| 1376. | murdr (murdrkeys) | 92.56 | 97% | 2020-08-13 |
| 1377. | sheep (theonesheep) | 92.52 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
| 1378. | tofu (wet_tofu) | 92.51 | 96% | 2018-11-30 |
| 1379. | Ming (swamis) | 92.51 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
| 1380. | allie (admw) | 92.51 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 1381. | rix (rix145) | 92.50 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 1382. | SirShrek69 (puffers23) | 92.50 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
| 1383. | Eddie (repth) | 92.49 | 95% | 2019-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |