The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27307. | phong (phong1040572) | 59.21 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 27308. | Justine Joseph (justine06) | 59.20 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| 27309. | (jagadeshrao) | 59.20 | 90% | 2016-12-21 |
| 27310. | (pbgrr) | 59.20 | 94% | 2012-11-23 |
| 27311. | HIMUEAS (himueas) | 59.20 | 96% | 2015-04-07 |
| 27312. | (shahrukh77) | 59.19 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 27313. | (susumu) | 59.19 | 96% | 2013-08-14 |
| 27314. | kk (kenwere) | 59.19 | 93% | 2015-01-24 |
| 27315. | Mat (sevenklass) | 59.19 | — | 2009-11-12 |
| 27316. | Mykie Sixx (mykiesixx) | 59.19 | 97% | 2013-07-25 |
| 27317. | (funnyzakk) | 59.19 | 84% | 2014-11-17 |
| 27318. | Yinka (arithmetic) | 59.18 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
| 27319. | (bartuka) | 59.18 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 27320. | hector (hectoraki) | 59.18 | 96% | 2014-04-01 |
| 27321. | (khan2) | 59.18 | — | 2010-09-07 |
| 27322. | (d_m_t) | 59.18 | 93% | 2016-02-29 |
| 27323. | Delevic (delevic) | 59.17 | 95% | 2022-07-17 |
| 27324. | SLSL (slslz) | 59.17 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 27325. | Ripan (ripan) | 59.17 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
| 27326. | (milanmilan) | 59.17 | 98% | 2015-02-11 |
| 27327. | (tobiasjm) | 59.17 | 93% | 2013-02-05 |
| 27328. | Radu (radutache) | 59.17 | 94% | 2016-07-22 |
| 27329. | (fortunes) | 59.16 | 95% | 2022-05-12 |
| 27330. | (zireox) | 59.16 | 93% | 2014-03-27 |
| 27331. | 喵喵妙 (miao2361) | 59.16 | 94% | 2013-12-03 |
| 27332. | (alvalanche) | 59.16 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 27333. | logan (logannnc) | 59.15 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 27334. | (frikha) | 59.15 | 96% | 2013-01-01 |
| 27335. | Caxix (caxix) | 59.15 | 98% | 2020-03-08 |
| 27336. | Marwen (devmarwen) | 59.15 | 95% | 2015-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |