So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9352. | Glizzy (glizzy_god69) | 86.67 | 99.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 9353. | Taylor (typinggirl17) | 86.67 | 95% | 2015-12-20 |
| 9354. | Stevie (sspickler7) | 86.66 | 94% | 2015-10-26 |
| 9355. | blob (blobery) | 86.66 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 9356. | hr (hereticalrants) | 86.66 | 99% | 2015-07-20 |
| 9357. | Eila (eila) | 86.66 | — | 2009-04-25 |
| 9358. | toomuchdog (kevin2041) | 86.66 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 9359. | DiLiP (chiyya) | 86.66 | 96% | 2013-09-05 |
| 9360. | Dodge (dvdge) | 86.65 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 9361. | L0G0S (logos_) | 86.65 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 9362. | Doom (omnipotentbeing) | 86.65 | 95% | 2019-07-05 |
| 9363. | Cary Grant (garycrant) | 86.65 | 96.7% | 2023-06-05 |
| 9364. | greed (greedthelazy) | 86.65 | 97% | 2023-03-31 |
| 9365. | Comr (cmr_tirk00) | 86.65 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 9366. | Nocturnal_Tofu (entity_01) | 86.65 | 99% | 2018-07-23 |
| 9367. | vivian (vvn_g) | 86.65 | 94% | 2013-06-24 |
| 9368. | obada (obada_yahya) | 86.64 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 9369. | Type (del7mike) | 86.64 | 93% | 2016-02-18 |
| 9370. | Dog (octixam) | 86.64 | 93% | 2013-12-18 |
| 9371. | Meet (mhscool) | 86.64 | 94% | 2017-03-06 |
| 9372. | pono (pnawan) | 86.63 | 96% | 2022-06-07 |
| 9373. | (lath) | 86.63 | 90% | 2016-04-28 |
| 9374. | Le (cheza) | 86.63 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 9375. | Grelgor (grelgor) | 86.62 | 95% | 2021-04-06 |
| 9376. | Subhaan (subhaan) | 86.62 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
| 9377. | HEAD (head_hunter) | 86.62 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
| 9378. | Carl (carlstanson) | 86.62 | 98% | 2016-04-11 |
| 9379. | Ben (wildben) | 86.61 | 89% | 2016-09-24 |
| 9380. | Birdman (birdman13) | 86.61 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
| 9381. | None (populkee) | 86.61 | 96% | 2021-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |