The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13019. | Cupcake (cupcakemenace) | 83.41 | 98% | 2018-06-13 |
| 13020. | McLoving (24thknight) | 83.41 | 95% | 2013-11-18 |
| 13021. | Nick (aaaywhatup) | 83.40 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 13022. | pan (oldpan) | 83.40 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 13023. | Alan (ohesachite) | 83.40 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 13024. | Victor (vexorian) | 83.40 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 13025. | Ploushz (ploushz) | 83.40 | 97% | 2012-09-22 |
| 13026. | Alexander (anabua) | 83.39 | 93% | 2016-02-18 |
| 13027. | Ms (msgigglesz) | 83.39 | 99% | 2020-05-20 |
| 13028. | Rahul (rahulganesh) | 83.39 | 99% | 2020-06-01 |
| 13029. | Daniel (stochastictinker) | 83.39 | 96% | 2015-01-02 |
| 13030. | Derek (konceptzofdeath) | 83.39 | 89% | 2011-05-04 |
| 13031. | Ian (petwoip) | 83.39 | 90% | 2013-08-02 |
| 13032. | Guts (noob_06) | 83.39 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
| 13033. | Jimbo (harrian) | 83.39 | 93% | 2017-06-02 |
| 13034. | Veggie Fries (a6yearold) | 83.39 | 94% | 2016-03-23 |
| 13035. | stejhu (stejhu) | 83.38 | 92% | 2011-08-10 |
| 13036. | Dej (dejaylobs) | 83.38 | 95.3% | 2021-02-21 |
| 13037. | Hideyuki (kojion) | 83.38 | 99% | 2021-04-02 |
| 13038. | Mike (mike_121) | 83.37 | 97.9% | 2023-08-21 |
| 13039. | first time (toucher420lel) | 83.37 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 13040. | ケニー (schnitzelbr0t) | 83.37 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
| 13041. | Evan (zelliexhd) | 83.37 | 96% | 2022-01-30 |
| 13042. | jack (jackerdd) | 83.37 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 13043. | Luke (lukedaduke24) | 83.37 | 91% | 2016-01-19 |
| 13044. | Luuk (luukdeman111) | 83.37 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 13045. | mike (slowtype33) | 83.36 | 94.6% | 2023-10-31 |
| 13046. | Snorking (snorkingo) | 83.36 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| 13047. | someone (dontshy) | 83.36 | 96.7% | 2023-07-29 |
| 13048. | Holy (dogfobia) | 83.36 | 89% | 2016-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |