The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10310. | Zach (zach_25) | 88.54 | 97% | 2017-07-31 |
| 10311. | Tycho (tychobroucke) | 88.54 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 10312. | Christian (xtrenuous) | 88.54 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 10313. | Steven (stervel) | 88.53 | 97% | 2023-09-01 |
| 10314. | mdlp (mdlp) | 88.53 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 10315. | Lê Kim Hoàng Trung (hoang... | 88.53 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
| 10316. | e-girl 🖤 (royal_kolawa) | 88.53 | 96% | 2023-04-05 |
| 10317. | Tanel (wesaracer) | 88.53 | 98% | 2013-09-28 |
| 10318. | pizki (pizki) | 88.53 | 98% | 2014-07-28 |
| 10319. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 88.52 | 96% | 2016-07-28 |
| 10320. | Brodie (eidorb) | 88.52 | 98% | 2016-08-02 |
| 10321. | Wade (hakunamatataa) | 88.52 | 96% | 2013-06-12 |
| 10322. | Bea (libbearator) | 88.52 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 10323. | Yaron (yaron) | 88.52 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 10324. | flax (flax) | 88.52 | 94% | 2012-08-19 |
| 10325. | Leon (bluesunset) | 88.52 | 94% | 2017-05-30 |
| 10326. | Megan (megceratops) | 88.51 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 10327. | HUS (satanicpanda) | 88.51 | 94% | 2012-05-09 |
| 10328. | Atahan (atahan) | 88.51 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
| 10329. | theonesomebodey (theonesome... | 88.51 | 97% | 2023-04-08 |
| 10330. | Deiru (deiru) | 88.51 | 95% | 2012-10-10 |
| 10331. | cough cough (rizwan234) | 88.51 | 97.4% | 2023-10-22 |
| 10332. | Andres (ashleap) | 88.51 | 97% | 2018-10-30 |
| 10333. | Mitchell (malmighty) | 88.51 | 93% | 2015-03-06 |
| 10334. | Tre (youwontknow) | 88.51 | 97% | 2013-09-18 |
| 10335. | Johnnieboy (massivewpm) | 88.50 | 95% | 2022-05-28 |
| 10336. | Johnny (onireves) | 88.49 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 10337. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 88.49 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 10338. | Justyn (justynb) | 88.49 | 96% | 2015-07-28 |
| 10339. | Chuckios (chuckios) | 88.49 | — | 2008-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |