So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26865. | aeralsm (aeralsm) | 57.90 | 95.5% | 2023-10-27 |
| 26866. | nyaan (aur3ri) | 57.90 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 26867. | Deni Avdjia fanboy (kelethe... | 57.90 | 94% | 2021-02-28 |
| 26868. | Romin (rominpasa) | 57.90 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 26869. | Matthew (joemonk) | 57.90 | 91% | 2015-07-04 |
| 26870. | Surajit (surajit) | 57.90 | 99% | 2013-11-01 |
| 26871. | MR_MAN (meoden) | 57.90 | — | 2009-02-24 |
| 26872. | June (junehsw) | 57.90 | 91% | 2014-10-17 |
| 26873. | Topre (glados) | 57.90 | — | 2010-12-05 |
| 26874. | Eric (etorreborre) | 57.90 | 92% | 2011-06-29 |
| 26875. | e l l e (timetravelr) | 57.89 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 26876. | Juun (juunmuus) | 57.89 | 91% | 2015-10-30 |
| 26877. | m7md (shredderx98) | 57.89 | 95% | 2020-11-08 |
| 26878. | Kyle (kande004) | 57.89 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| 26879. | King (kingthaibao) | 57.89 | 93% | 2014-06-05 |
| 26880. | Eiji (eiji_ok) | 57.89 | — | 2009-04-20 |
| 26881. | urboy (guddaysir) | 57.88 | 94% | 2022-07-02 |
| 26882. | Flaming (flamingfalcon) | 57.88 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 26883. | Poarthan (poarthan_arseus) | 57.88 | 95% | 2020-10-23 |
| 26884. | Sergey (tsykurawork) | 57.88 | 96% | 2023-01-31 |
| 26885. | twikel (twikel) | 57.88 | 95% | 2021-02-21 |
| 26886. | Dehan (dehan1990) | 57.88 | 98% | 2015-10-12 |
| 26887. | Ahmed (count_me) | 57.88 | 98% | 2016-02-19 |
| 26888. | Adam (adxam) | 57.87 | 95% | 2021-03-06 |
| 26889. | Joshua (typingmage8134) | 57.87 | 95% | 2019-07-14 |
| 26890. | Tangguh (tdipantara) | 57.87 | 95% | 2021-04-04 |
| 26891. | Flash (runbarry) | 57.87 | 97% | 2015-12-28 |
| 26892. | PeanutJam (peanutjam) | 57.87 | 89% | 2013-12-10 |
| 26893. | Lu. (luchvk) | 57.87 | 96% | 2016-10-06 |
| 26894. | aladins (aladinsmonkey) | 57.87 | 95% | 2016-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |