So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7834. | sl (slgerbil) | 90.72 | 96% | 2011-08-12 |
| 7835. | Andrew (pingpongpewpew) | 90.72 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 7836. | Beth (schmayonnaise) | 90.72 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 7837. | Declan (deccazz) | 90.72 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 7838. | Death (death) | 90.71 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 7839. | 🎃 (ishekeil) | 90.70 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| 7840. | Big (bigjohn05) | 90.70 | 98.5% | 2023-10-10 |
| 7841. | ryan (ryan10132) | 90.70 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 7842. | Mimi (miminono) | 90.70 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
| 7843. | Maggs (pdolson) | 90.70 | — | 2010-10-06 |
| 7844. | tstats[millieisvcool] (mill... | 90.69 | 95% | 2021-05-24 |
| 7845. | Creamcheese (diangiaz) | 90.69 | 96% | 2020-04-20 |
| 7846. | Megan (megceratops) | 90.69 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 7847. | stijn (stimixer) | 90.69 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 7848. | DJ (djjeavons) | 90.69 | 98% | 2012-06-15 |
| 7849. | Masters of King of the Hill... | 90.69 | 96% | 2012-05-01 |
| 7850. | tstats[harveycoolestkid69] ... | 90.68 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 7851. | Mango (mangorice) | 90.68 | 97% | 2017-06-15 |
| 7852. | Patrick (pmacalac) | 90.68 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 7853. | Ocean (oceanlim) | 90.68 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 7854. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 90.68 | 96% | 2015-07-16 |
| 7855. | Deflay (deflay) | 90.68 | 99% | 2016-03-01 |
| 7856. | Ohana (ohanaaaa) | 90.68 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| 7857. | Aren (akev2794) | 90.67 | 96% | 2015-12-26 |
| 7858. | Wandy (wandynsky) | 90.67 | 99% | 2017-10-25 |
| 7859. | Suzanne (tarheelmama) | 90.67 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 7860. | 🤝🤝 (joejiunn) | 90.66 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 7861. | Samsore (samsore) | 90.66 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 7862. | Yehezkiel Raymundo (yehezki... | 90.66 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 7863. | Stian (stian) | 90.66 | — | 2010-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |