I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 660. | will_t (will_t) | 138.48 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
| 661. | (big_boss1) | 138.48 | 98.1% | 2023-09-09 |
| 662. | marvin (magnimarve) | 138.47 | 99% | 2022-07-23 |
| 663. | januarius (januarius) | 138.42 | 98.6% | 2023-12-05 |
| 664. | (artilar) | 138.41 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 665. | (tipsyplc) | 138.38 | 99.7% | 2024-11-28 |
| 666. | (yeahjjj) | 138.37 | 99% | 2021-04-25 |
| 667. | (johnnyboi321) | 138.34 | 98% | 2026-01-14 |
| 668. | (dgoma52) | 138.34 | 99% | 2024-08-13 |
| 669. | (pavlova_conditioning) | 138.31 | 99% | 2023-09-28 |
| 670. | tired (jlam55555) | 138.31 | 99% | 2021-03-20 |
| 671. | (siriusvega) | 138.30 | 98% | 2025-08-24 |
| 672. | (sura5) | 138.25 | 99% | 2022-10-20 |
| 673. | (neo_gizmo_colemak) | 138.22 | 99% | 2025-08-17 |
| 674. | (phillipcool) | 138.22 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
| 675. | Modern (modernsupport) | 138.20 | 99% | 2021-03-12 |
| 676. | (defined) | 138.18 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 677. | Kaden (kadenzz) | 138.17 | 99% | 2021-10-03 |
| 678. | Neatrianty (neatrianty) | 138.11 | 99% | 2025-05-01 |
| 679. | acey (aceycanttype) | 138.05 | 99% | 2022-10-29 |
| 680. | enaK (forcherie2) | 137.93 | 98% | 2025-12-14 |
| 681. | (traeyoung) | 137.87 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 682. | (nicolai2001122) | 137.85 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| 683. | (onah) | 137.83 | 99.7% | 2023-07-11 |
| 684. | (darthbetterthanyou) | 137.79 | 98% | 2021-06-20 |
| 685. | Tom (tomme2009) | 137.78 | 98% | 2026-05-17 |
| 686. | (macieje) | 137.77 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 687. | David (roheimer) | 137.76 | 99% | 2025-12-02 |
| 688. | Martin (demonakinale) | 137.73 | 99% | 2017-07-09 |
| 689. | Hnnnnngh (frostequinox) | 137.73 | 99% | 2026-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |