As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3718. | CiscoAdmin (kaszanka12) | 103.21 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 3719. | Alexandre (aletm) | 103.21 | 99% | 2022-03-11 |
| 3720. | Ayaz (ayazkhan) | 103.21 | 97% | 2016-07-04 |
| 3721. | Snowieball (snowieball) | 103.21 | 92% | 2016-07-19 |
| 3722. | bindyy (bindyy) | 103.20 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 3723. | Max (maxvp) | 103.20 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
| 3724. | Kendra (kendrakendra) | 103.20 | 100% | 2015-12-14 |
| 3725. | M4RT1N (flipous) | 103.20 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 3726. | partytie5 (partytie5) | 103.19 | 98% | 2026-04-03 |
| 3727. | zaza (zazafiend2004) | 103.19 | 98% | 2025-12-15 |
| 3728. | sus_ank (ace_2006) | 103.19 | 100% | 2021-09-22 |
| 3729. | Zach (zachbeard) | 103.19 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
| 3730. | Jonathon (goodstuff11) | 103.19 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
| 3731. | Elizabeth (elizabeth0) | 103.19 | 97% | 2015-11-16 |
| 3732. | Endeavourer (endeavourer) | 103.19 | 96% | 2016-10-05 |
| 3733. | Korey (korizmo) | 103.18 | 99% | 2017-08-26 |
| 3734. | Seb (defaultseb) | 103.17 | 97.8% | 2024-07-25 |
| 3735. | Dal (astronerd) | 103.17 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 3736. | Jennifer (jhcollies) | 103.17 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
| 3737. | rock dog (generic_exe) | 103.17 | 98.2% | 2025-05-14 |
| 3738. | Ravon (ravonhenson) | 103.17 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
| 3739. | blob (blobblob6) | 103.15 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
| 3740. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 103.13 | 97.7% | 2023-10-25 |
| 3741. | chuckey (chuckey) | 103.13 | 96.1% | 2025-02-28 |
| 3742. | Ken (ken_tuano) | 103.12 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 3743. | maxiepro (maxiepro) | 103.12 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 3744. | seez (seez) | 103.12 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
| 3745. | Assertion (assertion) | 103.12 | 98% | 2016-04-06 |
| 3746. | Ed (unknownalias) | 103.11 | 97% | 2025-12-27 |
| 3747. | Bee (beejbeeabeey) | 103.09 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |