Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1286. | Israel (izzy86) | 94.53 | 99% | 2019-09-17 |
| 1287. | Oppp (0pd0) | 94.52 | 98% | 2019-10-15 |
| 1288. | KOC (koc_fool) | 94.51 | 98% | 2018-03-09 |
| 1289. | Victor (tohorvic) | 94.48 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 1290. | cold (cold_hasta_manana) | 94.38 | 96% | 2018-04-11 |
| 1291. | Musically (musically_ut) | 94.34 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 1292. | csnormie (nerfedcookie) | 94.34 | 96% | 2018-08-11 |
| 1293. | Sam (ptpenguin) | 94.31 | 98% | 2020-07-10 |
| 1294. | LockStock (lockstock) | 94.30 | 98% | 2019-12-02 |
| 1295. | Fexo (fexer) | 94.28 | 98% | 2020-07-28 |
| 1296. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 94.26 | 96% | 2018-03-31 |
| 1297. | index finger spacebar user ... | 94.24 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 1298. | cheatwheat (cheatwheat) | 94.22 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
| 1299. | derdier (derdier) | 94.22 | 96% | 2020-06-23 |
| 1300. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 94.21 | 99% | 2020-08-30 |
| 1301. | Senecaz (senecaz) | 94.19 | 99% | 2018-03-19 |
| 1302. | depresseddd :'( (def_con) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-07-05 |
| 1303. | Jeffrey (jeffrey7212) | 94.15 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
| 1304. | Brian (leviatan625) | 94.13 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
| 1305. | -ˏˋ 🌟 ˎˊ- (rektless) | 94.11 | 98.1% | 2023-09-08 |
| 1306. | Chetan (ch374n) | 94.09 | 97% | 2019-09-27 |
| 1307. | John (johncha15724) | 94.07 | 98% | 2020-05-28 |
| 1308. | Evan (falterego) | 94.02 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
| 1309. | Alexei (mrzantrax) | 93.97 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| 1310. | Noby (nobyhar123) | 93.96 | 97% | 2019-11-14 |
| 1311. | Kreschnav (kreschnav) | 93.95 | 99% | 2020-02-06 |
| 1312. | THeasdf5 (typehans) | 93.92 | 99% | 2018-02-19 |
| 1313. | Abby (paintingcat12) | 93.89 | 97% | 2018-07-07 |
| 1314. | zro123 (zero123) | 93.88 | 98% | 2020-11-22 |
| 1315. | Inuitive (inuitive) | 93.88 | 100% | 2020-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |