As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13570. | nougatsoup (nougatsoup) | 76.37 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 13571. | Tushar (tjajodia) | 76.37 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 13572. | Om3G4 (om3g4) | 76.37 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 13573. | Sergey (sergeyscherbo) | 76.37 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
| 13574. | Marissa (mars1002) | 76.36 | 98% | 2022-09-23 |
| 13575. | INCOMPETENT (incompetent_co... | 76.36 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 13576. | de la porte (delaporte) | 76.36 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 13577. | Tobbe (tobbedman) | 76.36 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| 13578. | Dan (typefffast) | 76.36 | 99% | 2021-07-22 |
| 13579. | Oliver (ollciso) | 76.36 | 96% | 2016-03-25 |
| 13580. | Zolt (z0lt) | 76.35 | 96% | 2020-04-11 |
| 13581. | Hue (huehue_) | 76.34 | 94% | 2016-09-18 |
| 13582. | im sorry (imsorryw) | 76.33 | 97% | 2025-03-20 |
| 13583. | Pepin (shortpepin) | 76.33 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
| 13584. | Dan (dcuaron) | 76.33 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 13585. | Love♥ (harshs99) | 76.33 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
| 13586. | pennani (pennani) | 76.32 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 13587. | Sunny (sunny_li) | 76.32 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
| 13588. | Bruno Paddd (crazytypistkkkj) | 76.32 | 97% | 2023-06-26 |
| 13589. | quickbrownfox (shrid) | 76.32 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 13590. | Lulu (def__init__) | 76.32 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 13591. | Icepanda (icepanda501) | 76.31 | 96.9% | 2024-01-22 |
| 13592. | tung (sontung94) | 76.31 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
| 13593. | Paul Bayliss (nutritiousnose) | 76.30 | 96% | 2023-01-09 |
| 13594. | Elia (eliaecoyote) | 76.30 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 13595. | antiphon (goodmania) | 76.30 | 99% | 2020-08-05 |
| 13596. | andy (andyhero) | 76.30 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 13597. | shiraku (otvxtyper) | 76.29 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 13598. | KENNETH (happydino) | 76.29 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 13599. | Sompang (mplegato) | 76.29 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |