And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17883. | sebs (slausell) | 82.56 | 95% | 2013-10-30 |
| 17884. | Wat (watf) | 82.56 | 95% | 2011-08-09 |
| 17885. | ElPresidente (peterhartz) | 82.55 | 95% | 2022-11-19 |
| 17886. | Steven (steventyler696) | 82.55 | 97% | 2013-05-31 |
| 17887. | Bernard (blerring) | 82.55 | 96% | 2015-01-02 |
| 17888. | Joe (grimeson) | 82.55 | 98% | 2014-11-13 |
| 17889. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 82.55 | 98% | 2017-07-08 |
| 17890. | sammito1 (sammito1) | 82.53 | 89% | 2016-12-31 |
| 17891. | Tom (mikeoxverylong) | 82.53 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 17892. | Tina (enitsuj17) | 82.53 | 96% | 2012-12-14 |
| 17893. | Robyn (robynb) | 82.53 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 17894. | Anton (twisted_8) | 82.52 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 17895. | Matthias (damatias) | 82.52 | 97.9% | 2021-02-28 |
| 17896. | Wroom (a_a_a) | 82.52 | 98% | 2013-11-18 |
| 17897. | Venkatram (venk3012) | 82.52 | 94% | 2014-09-24 |
| 17898. | Sam (knuk) | 82.52 | 92% | 2014-06-19 |
| 17899. | Joe (eskibesh2348) | 82.51 | 98% | 2017-09-10 |
| 17900. | Jordan (jayjaysufc) | 82.51 | 98% | 2020-08-27 |
| 17901. | Joseph (jmath06) | 82.51 | 94% | 2015-09-29 |
| 17902. | venus® (venuspailer) | 82.51 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 17903. | Deep (deepp) | 82.51 | 97% | 2016-02-08 |
| 17904. | Ahmed (ahmedkotb) | 82.51 | 96% | 2011-05-10 |
| 17905. | colin (mac_n_cheese_demarco) | 82.51 | 98% | 2017-05-08 |
| 17906. | Kyle (gosu_kvl) | 82.51 | 86% | 2014-06-16 |
| 17907. | Juggalo420queef (sacchai) | 82.51 | 97% | 2012-10-14 |
| 17908. | zurdic (kimuchi) | 82.51 | 97% | 2012-04-06 |
| 17909. | Sensei (jjxjacpot) | 82.50 | 96% | 2021-12-14 |
| 17910. | razor (pigeonplayer667) | 82.50 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 17911. | Michael (whittneyinthetub) | 82.50 | 99% | 2018-03-19 |
| 17912. | Meh (liszt) | 82.50 | 98% | 2011-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |