So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19496. | (komarekzm) | 68.67 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 19497. | (lycjean) | 68.67 | 97% | 2014-09-02 |
| 19498. | (acesulfame_k) | 68.67 | 95% | 2013-05-17 |
| 19499. | (timmy14) | 68.66 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 19500. | (aikeaa) | 68.66 | 95% | 2022-01-05 |
| 19501. | Rahul (rsrahul1000) | 68.66 | 96% | 2021-05-10 |
| 19502. | Kim (solkiunxin) | 68.66 | 95% | 2016-10-01 |
| 19503. | (pulsechase) | 68.66 | 94% | 2013-06-03 |
| 19504. | (pingu51472) | 68.66 | 91% | 2016-01-22 |
| 19505. | (kantoran) | 68.66 | — | 2008-08-08 |
| 19506. | (wongtongeaters) | 68.65 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| 19507. | (typeracer_boi) | 68.65 | 95% | 2022-03-16 |
| 19508. | (somewhat_noob) | 68.65 | 95% | 2021-12-08 |
| 19509. | (hifreeo) | 68.65 | 94% | 2014-04-23 |
| 19510. | MyBst (wlpt) | 68.65 | 95% | 2014-06-13 |
| 19511. | (matt_cro) | 68.65 | 94% | 2015-12-27 |
| 19512. | (deepfryinit) | 68.64 | 94% | 2018-02-19 |
| 19513. | Somebody (r_a_c_e_r) | 68.64 | 97.9% | 2023-08-28 |
| 19514. | (mdtareque) | 68.64 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
| 19515. | (rom3_141592) | 68.64 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 19516. | (donda) | 68.64 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 19517. | (handsomejack) | 68.64 | 92% | 2013-12-17 |
| 19518. | (ddbill19) | 68.64 | 87% | 2012-06-23 |
| 19519. | (losmi) | 68.64 | 93% | 2014-02-16 |
| 19520. | Koala (koalabear2003) | 68.63 | 95% | 2020-09-20 |
| 19521. | (joney33) | 68.63 | 96% | 2019-09-14 |
| 19522. | Starman (gadgetliver) | 68.63 | 94% | 2015-01-22 |
| 19523. | Ben (flashspark) | 68.63 | 91% | 2012-10-12 |
| 19524. | (tashima42) | 68.63 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 19525. | I×Blazar×I (lblazarl) | 68.63 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |