As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12577. | Ryan (ryansutejaa) | 77.92 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 12578. | Zach (zacuum) | 77.91 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 12579. | damList (damanthm) | 77.91 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 12580. | Harry (harrykawaiidesu) | 77.91 | 89% | 2017-02-13 |
| 12581. | lohn (lohnc) | 77.91 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 12582. | Deez (mrhectic) | 77.90 | 95% | 2020-12-28 |
| 12583. | Jake (hero7785) | 77.90 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 12584. | An (noswear999) | 77.90 | 96% | 2018-06-19 |
| 12585. | BladderMuffin (bladdermuffin) | 77.89 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 12586. | Brandon (branhydrous) | 77.89 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 12587. | some_guy (liudvikas) | 77.89 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 12588. | Princess (deathmeter) | 77.89 | 83% | 2017-01-10 |
| 12589. | Enrico (enricofadly354) | 77.87 | 98.5% | 2025-01-02 |
| 12590. | Bighumus (bighumus) | 77.87 | 96% | 2024-02-09 |
| 12591. | FlyinFarmer (flyinfarmer) | 77.87 | 99% | 2024-03-20 |
| 12592. | basit (ykbasit) | 77.87 | 97% | 2024-02-15 |
| 12593. | NoobyCoder123 (nl_luigineed... | 77.86 | 96% | 2024-09-01 |
| 12594. | Deepak (deepak_thiru) | 77.86 | 97% | 2016-03-20 |
| 12595. | Badacas (badacas) | 77.86 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
| 12596. | danny (brrrgandy) | 77.86 | 93% | 2017-03-17 |
| 12597. | Sky (happysky) | 77.86 | 97% | 2025-07-17 |
| 12598. | Jakeyboi (00hike) | 77.86 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
| 12599. | tstats[gravityhurts] (gravi... | 77.86 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
| 12600. | Stephan (stephanvdmerwe) | 77.86 | 99% | 2017-07-03 |
| 12601. | jangar (dvorjack) | 77.85 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 12602. | Donavan (donavanyieh) | 77.85 | 95% | 2019-03-08 |
| 12603. | YOOOOOOOOOOO (cravingbird) | 77.85 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 12604. | autumn (honeycocaine) | 77.84 | 90% | 2017-03-17 |
| 12605. | Morpheus14 (atilla_14) | 77.84 | 96% | 2016-08-30 |
| 12606. | Talos (therealtalos21) | 77.83 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |