Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10833. | Danneo (danneo) | 78.17 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 10834. | fml (fmldave89) | 78.16 | 96.7% | 2024-01-05 |
| 10835. | Brendan (reeeaver) | 78.16 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 10836. | Lucas (soberpeach) | 78.16 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 10837. | Lucinda (cat_reflexes) | 78.15 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| 10838. | kirini (j1b1) | 78.15 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 10839. | Lewis (lewisisabo) | 78.15 | 95% | 2022-02-27 |
| 10840. | zubverse (zubverse) | 78.14 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 10841. | Merplol101 (lxem3rp) | 78.14 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 10842. | Toan (nguoichuadangki) | 78.13 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
| 10843. | Fast (ferealqq) | 78.13 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 10844. | ws (wdsyywd) | 78.13 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 10845. | GOAT (qwerty1111) | 78.13 | 96.3% | 2024-01-10 |
| 10846. | Sage (mledommbi) | 78.13 | 96% | 2020-07-21 |
| 10847. | Lulu (def__init__) | 78.13 | 98.1% | 2021-02-09 |
| 10848. | ACIID (zaciid) | 78.12 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 10849. | enli (chrischris6126) | 78.11 | 96% | 2025-05-13 |
| 10850. | J (pifflee) | 78.11 | 97% | 2024-01-17 |
| 10851. | Fred (derfdadude) | 78.11 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 10852. | KuuCya (kuucya) | 78.11 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 10853. | deepak (deepak319) | 78.11 | 96.7% | 2024-01-12 |
| 10854. | Squirtle (_squirtle_) | 78.09 | 98% | 2025-10-14 |
| 10855. | Jramen (jramen) | 78.09 | 98% | 2025-02-23 |
| 10856. | James (kingbob192) | 78.09 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 10857. | NoWIFI (nowifitm) | 78.09 | 95.9% | 2021-02-22 |
| 10858. | Håvard (haavga) | 78.08 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 10859. | jussn (jussn) | 78.08 | 95.7% | 2024-02-24 |
| 10860. | not (not_vidhu) | 78.08 | 95% | 2022-05-19 |
| 10861. | Memresable (memresable) | 78.08 | 96% | 2025-05-17 |
| 10862. | Rodrigo (pacha2880) | 78.08 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |