Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3309. | sakula (sakula1990) | 74.40 | 98% | 2019-05-05 |
| 3310. | Solstar (chocorulz) | 74.40 | 95% | 2017-12-07 |
| 3311. | erk (estalow) | 74.39 | 96% | 2019-04-18 |
| 3312. | johan (aweomeace) | 74.35 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
| 3313. | Eric (junkanator) | 74.35 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 3314. | Debajit (debajit) | 74.35 | 97% | 2019-08-03 |
| 3315. | Jason (remeditator) | 74.32 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 3316. | 🌊 (momentai) | 74.31 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 3317. | jay (jay_rock) | 74.31 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 3318. | Kalash (gekalash4791) | 74.31 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 3319. | Johnny (tagit) | 74.31 | 95% | 2018-11-01 |
| 3320. | moy (moymoymoy) | 74.31 | 96% | 2018-10-25 |
| 3321. | Jakub (grajak) | 74.30 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
| 3322. | Wojciech (wojtekhp) | 74.28 | 97% | 2019-06-11 |
| 3323. | Glyph (glyphzoo) | 74.27 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
| 3324. | Gas (jungas) | 74.27 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 3325. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 74.25 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 3326. | deepak (deepak319) | 74.25 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 3327. | Melchorio (jcquints) | 74.24 | 96% | 2020-10-20 |
| 3328. | Poop (burnspeed) | 74.22 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 3329. | Ar (azzztec) | 74.21 | 95% | 2018-10-03 |
| 3330. | Hieu (txhieu) | 74.21 | 98% | 2019-10-21 |
| 3331. | helvetica (helvetica) | 74.19 | 97% | 2017-06-30 |
| 3332. | JP (cryoblivious) | 74.18 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
| 3333. | Alex (alaxe) | 74.17 | 95% | 2017-07-02 |
| 3334. | michael (dorfman27) | 74.17 | 98% | 2019-04-02 |
| 3335. | Jason (manjova) | 74.17 | 95% | 2017-12-06 |
| 3336. | Akshay (akshayk) | 74.14 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 3337. | Spacecraft555 (spacecraft555) | 74.13 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 3338. | Randy (randytheelite) | 74.11 | 96% | 2018-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |