I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4525. | Kunta (boi__) | 108.07 | 98% | 2022-09-03 |
| 4526. | Sam (samb11) | 108.06 | 99% | 2022-01-09 |
| 4527. | winber (winber1) | 108.06 | 98% | 2018-03-16 |
| 4528. | Dan (dandosxr) | 108.05 | 98% | 2021-04-15 |
| 4529. | Aria (juicyhaluja) | 108.05 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 4530. | Pedro (akhaiz) | 108.05 | 99% | 2017-12-10 |
| 4531. | sry slow typer (typingslowsry) | 108.05 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
| 4532. | Jonas (jonas19) | 108.04 | 97.6% | 2023-11-25 |
| 4533. | griV (griv) | 108.03 | 97.1% | 2024-04-06 |
| 4534. | dairyenthusiast (dairyenthu... | 108.03 | 97.3% | 2025-04-05 |
| 4535. | J (magicmagic) | 108.03 | 96% | 2025-04-03 |
| 4536. | Meghan (mthomas8) | 108.03 | 99% | 2019-03-11 |
| 4537. | Francis (emeritusninoy) | 108.03 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 4538. | Nicole (n_h999) | 108.03 | 96% | 2017-02-15 |
| 4539. | flibux (flibux) | 108.01 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
| 4540. | 1time (1time4da1time) | 108.01 | 99.4% | 2023-07-24 |
| 4541. | Foxtrot (foxytrot) | 108.00 | 100% | 2022-01-13 |
| 4542. | Deep (deep5) | 108.00 | 96% | 2023-10-02 |
| 4543. | Mircox (mircozen) | 108.00 | 100% | 2020-12-02 |
| 4544. | Joshua (sangyoon1228) | 108.00 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
| 4545. | Dahhr (dahhr) | 108.00 | 99% | 2019-05-15 |
| 4546. | Eduardo (keyboard_cowboy) | 108.00 | 96% | 2017-04-23 |
| 4547. | Tyler (tjang) | 108.00 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
| 4548. | L (ljthegodtyper) | 107.99 | 97.6% | 2024-04-30 |
| 4549. | dingdong (zuccandsucc) | 107.99 | 99% | 2022-02-14 |
| 4550. | Spooner (spooner679) | 107.98 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 4551. | Eric (eric_loves_adrian) | 107.96 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 4552. | The Last Rocket (dirtysouth) | 107.96 | 98.2% | 2024-09-13 |
| 4553. | cactussss (cactus314) | 107.95 | 96.2% | 2025-04-09 |
| 4554. | john yakuza (ifrxitpxnchi) | 107.95 | 96.8% | 2023-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |